Despite requests in inappropriate places and hundreds if not thousands of people sent my way by Google, I have no pictures of Nude Somali Girls.
Well, so far as I know. I'm not really sure how to recognize Somali girls. Stu says by the tattoos, but it seems to me that Goth Girls and Somalis are different things.
2003-09-04 14:59:00 | Comments (209) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
JJ1 is the home to many, many pictures and Flash movies of naked buxom women doing jumping jacks. Because, you know, the world needs naked jumping jacks (Flash 5 is required not only for the movies but for much of the navigation, alas). They even have Aria Giovanni jiggling.
And, to top it off, they've made a barely-censored copy of Mary Carey's jumping jack video available without a subscription.
2003-08-10 20:12:00 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
Will I buy this product or service? Yes, yes I will.
What is this product or service? I have no idea. But I like the bouncy bits.
2003-07-30 17:51:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
The USB Vibe is a 'personal massager' that gets its power via the USB port. It's not clear if the vibration speed/intensity/whatnot can be controlled via USB ro not. If so, it goes a long long ways towards bringing the dream of real online sex closer to reality.
2003-07-30 17:40:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
Meet Jaimy Looner, a pretty girl who just can't get enough of her balloons. She has 7000+ pictures available of her blowing up, playing with, and popping various and sundry balloons.
If you like the balloons, but Jaimy just doesn't do it for you, check out Bare Balloon Babes or Looner Park.
2003-07-14 07:10:00 | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
Daze Reader points out the She Hulk Shrine
2003-06-19 21:46:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
I just noticed I had a search hit today for "Bondage Fairies"; that was one of the first 'interesting' search queries I saw in my referer logs oh so many years ago, when I was young and innocent (or at least pretended to be on the net). Is there a specific word for smut-related nostalgia?
Bondage Fairies ![[amazon]](http://molelog.molehill.org/blog/amzn-y12.png){kind=small}
, for whoever it is looking for them now, are some delightfully perverse little flying fairies that have graphic sexual encounters with snails and worms and all sorts of imaginary multi-tentacled creatures.
I think my copies came from Blowfish, whom I haven't written about recently I don't think -- I can't recommend them highly enough for all your brown-bag needs. Alas, they seem to not have any now, so you may be out of luck. You'll just have to keep checking back.
My one complaint with Blowfish is that their order-confirmation mail doesn't list what you've ordered, so I can't go back to put a date on when I first encountered the bondage fairie idea that way.
2003-05-21 19:47:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
As you know, Bob, temple-going Mormons wear special undergarments. For us godless heathens, finding samples of these is rather difficult.
Thanks to Richard Packham and his currently- not- over- quota website, though, we can all look on in wonder.
Update: I wasn't very clear, was I? By "temple-going", I meant Mormons who had been admitted to the Temple, not Mormons on their way to the Temple at that moment -- once a Mormon puts these on, that's their underwear forever.
2003-05-19 00:26:00 | Comments (284) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
To go along with Marilyn with Mickey Boobs, here's...two random folks, with Mickey and Minnie boobs.
2003-04-25 02:33:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
There's evidentally a thriving community of Poser users who create images of nude folks, or nude folks doing...things.
2003-02-18 14:48:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
One more piece of proof that the Japanese are not like the rest of us: 48 (+13, currently) sexual positions illustrated by Barbie(-ish) dolls, whose identity has been thoughtfully protected.
2003-02-18 03:36:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
In Japan, the stoner/raver game Rez is being sold with a "trance vibrator", apparently actually intended for use as a masturbatory aid during gameplay.
2003-02-09 23:18:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
Tonight on Conan: the "What Would Jesus do?" thong" (according to the closed captioning, that was a "song", not a "thong", by the way) and the swear bear. And a few weeks ago, but not yet blogged: the I Rub My Duckie rubber duck vibrator.
2003-02-08 01:27:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
Olympic double gold winner Lavinia Milosovici, Claudia Presecan and Corina Ungureanu have been banned from coaching or refereeing in gymnastic events, as punishment for performing nude for a Japanese DVD.
The trio had "tarnished the image of gymnastics" with their naked performance on competition-standard apparatus such as the balance beam in a DVD filmed in Chiba prefecture outside Tokyo, said the Romanian gymnastics federation president Nicolae Vieru.
Of course, there's a long honorable histery of nude gymnastics: "gymnasts performed in the nude at the all-male ancient Games of Olympia".
2003-02-06 02:34:00 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
So help me god, you can buy your very own carrot-with-vagina. Going price right now: $26.
2003-02-06 00:02:00 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
SOMEWHERE, in the past few days, I ran into a picture of a young woman whose torso had been tattood with a realistic-looking anatomical diagram showing her reproductive organs.
If anyone knows where this was, please let me know. I've tried to retrace my steps to no avail.
2003-02-04 17:46:00 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird
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