Mt. Molelog

Deadly Bestiality

The Seattle Times and King County Journal are reporting that the King County sheriff’s department is investigating what could be called a “bestiality farm”. If the reports are accurate, this farm is well known on the internets; anyone have a pointer?

This came to light after a man was dropped off at the Enumclaw hospital with (according to the King County Journal) “internal bleeding”; he later died. “The county Medical Examiner’s Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.”

A man has internal injuries following sex with a horse? Am I understanding properly that he had stallion-on-human anal sex? I’m impressed that’s possible and not at all surprised it’s deadly.

2005-07-15 20:11:50 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::Insane

Everyday Nakedness

I’ve been meaning to mention Everyday Nakedness for a while, but have been waiting for just the right picture to go with it.

Well, today’s the day.

Everyday nakedness is pretty much what the name suggests: pictures of every day people in their every-day nakedness. Many of them are quite striking.

2005-07-02 20:13:36 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Barbie Griffin really is Michelle McCurry

In June of 2003, I started getting Google hits for people looking for “Barbie Griffin”; at the time, I had no idea who she was, and asked about it

It turns out, she was a Hot New Character from Mac & Bumble. Before long, people were adding comments to that post informing me of that, as well as claiming she also used the names “Michelle McCurry”, “Sandy Reed” and others.

I posted a followup article including some basic information and some pictures. In July, I posted another article which gave more pictures, as well as listing all the names she seemed to use.

That article got Tracy Reed’s attention; she was Michell McCurry’s manager, and she was not happy at all. In a series of increasingly hostile phone calls, she threatened me with lawsuits for both copyright infringement and defamation. She assured me up and down that Michell McCurry and Barbie Griffin were different people; if memory serves, I eventually even spoke with Michelle McCurry, and she claimed the same thing. I posted an update saying they weren’t the same people. A week or two later, I got another phone call demanding I take down Michelle McCurry’s name entirely: she was an up-and-coming model, th estory went, and now whenever prospective employers searched on her name they got to my site which pointed them to those awful awful porn pictures she wouldn’t be associated with.

Skipping over the other copyright hassle Tracy stirred up, we get to March of this year. Michelle is now willing to comment here under the name “Barbie Griffin”, and Mac & Bumble is suing her for using the name “Barbie Griffin” on other sites.

I’ll refrain from adding any snarky comments of my own.

2005-06-20 01:57:22 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::WellKinda

Aneli & iBill

Good news: Slastyonoff has new Aneli pics! Bad news: iBill keeps saying all my credit cards are declined. Their FAQ lists several reasons for this, but none seem to apply, and of course their error message doesn’t give any indication which it is (or even for sure if it’s them declining for some reason, or the credit card network). This has been happening for a week, now.

A week with new Aneli, which I can’t get to. What have I done to deserve this?

2005-06-16 18:54:39 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Sara Rue

The episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown with Sara Rue was on again today, and as happens every time I see her, I thought "oh my god, she's just adorable".

Following shortly after that thought was, "I wonder if there are any topless pictures of her?" (what can I say? I'm a cad.) And this time, it turns out the answer is "yes"! Chubby Momma supplied this picture, from the movie Gypsy 83.

It looks like there might be another movie to look forward to, as well, at least according to Bay Windows Online, "New England's Largest Gay & Lesbian Newspaper".

Actress Sara Rue let out an audible sigh of relief when she found out that her sitcom "Less Than Perfect" was picked up for next season. But it's not like the talented thespian doesn't have options. She could end up doing porn. You see, she recently made a movie with hubby/director Mischa Livingstone which included a nude scene. The facility where they were filming is often used by porn companies. One day, Sara was between takes and wrapped a sheet around herself. As she was walking back to her dressing room in another part of the complex, police officers were passing by and thought Sara was a porn actress! You'd think the confusion would be over when one officer recognized her, but instead he looked at her sympathetically and said, "Oh, is your show not doing well?" Sara laughs now when she tells the story, saying, "They were really worried that I had to do porn on the side."

Now, it's certainly possible that's talking about "Gypsy 83", but IMDB doesn't list Mischa Livingstone as having anything to do with it, and 3+ years ago doesn't really sound "recent".

Anyone have any other idea what movie this might be about?

2004-09-11 20:39:00 | Comments (20) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

ID, Please?

I don't suppose anyone out there can ID this lovely woman and/or supply some more photos, pretty please?

2004-04-14 01:43:00 | Comments (17) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

"Bonus Video" Postcard

I received some odd physical mail today: a postcard with a somewhat slutty-looking but fully-dressed large-breasted blonde on one side, and on the other side the text:

I'll be waiting for you!

THERE'S MORE TO SEE!

Your Special Bonus Video Is Here With Me.

So Call me at 800-755-8329

20 or older ONLY
your video is a bonus with purchase

It was mailed with US Postage Paid Stockton, CA Permit NO. 280. The USPS doesn't seem to have a searchable postage permit database, though.

Above my name is the code "AU402-77338", which probably indicates what mailing list my name was taken from, but not in any obvious way. Those aren't an area code and ZIP code, or at least if they are they don't match (Omaha, Nebraska and Humble, Texas respectively), nor do either have any obvious link to me.

Now, I could just call the number and see what the deal is, I guess, but phones are scary. So I'll appeal to my imaginary audience, instead; anyone know what the story is here?

2004-03-01 21:46:00 | Comments (66) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::Business

No Fauxxx

NoFauxxx is a new(ish) gallery of real folks (girls, boys, and others) looking delightfully real and naughty.

2003-11-21 18:46:00 | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Asia Argento

I'm woefully behind on my reading, and we thus missed Asia Argento's 28th birthday the 20th.

2003-09-25 22:55:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Kalinka

Today's DOMAI picture of the day is of Kalinka -- oh my.

2003-09-11 11:40:00 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::DOMAI

More Netflix for Porn

Originally posted 18 May 2003; Updated 9 September 2003 adding Video Takeout.

Private At Home got a lot of attention (including from this very source) when they launched their single-publisher Netflix-like porn store.

As we shouldn't be surprised to learn, there are others trying to fill that niche as well, without the single-publisher problem; they just aren't quite as good at getting press releases noticed, I guess.

In the table below, the xxx disc prices are in US Dollars per month; the Title Search and Actor Search numbers are the number of movies matching the given keyword found by their search system.

SugarDVD won't ship to Alabama, Tennessee, or selected zipcodes in 10 other states (includng the bulk of the Oklahoma City metro area -- so many reasons to be glad I moved!). They also go by Porn Pounder.

Number Slate isn't porn-specific, but supposedly is porn-friendly. I can't get it to let me browse the 'Mature (Explict)' genre without an account, though. Besides the 2, 3 and 8 disc memberships listed, their FAQ says they have "anything in between". I can't get the account signup system to give me details on the pricing without giving them my information first.

WantedList adds a twist to the Netflix model: rather than returning a movie, you can choose to buy it and avoid the shipping charge. I can't tell if there's an additional price break for getting a used / boxless copy.

Besides the Netflix model, DVD Climax has a $3/week/movie option, with a 3 week maximum.

RentFlixxx has a 'keyword' search and pre-built searches for genres, studios and top stars, but doesn't have a free-form 'title' or 'actor' search, so it's hard to compare results directly against the others.

XXX Press DVD's 'cast' search treats a search for 'foo bar' as 'foo OR bar', not 'foo bar' or even 'foo AND bar', so the name searches can't be done reliably.

Bedroom DVD's (sic) has a single unified search system with no way to limit to titles or actors.

DVD Avenue is a supposedly porn-friendly general service; I can't find the porn, though.

Video Takeout will ship either one or two DVDs per mailer; the cheaper price is for the two-DVD-per-mailer plans. Their search system doesn't separate title, keyword, description and actor, and looks for each word separately, so neither the title nor actor searches can be done reliably -- the title words find words in descriptions, and the actor searches find actors who share part of the name but not all of it (ie, finds "Ricky Parker" when you search for "Kay Parker", even when you go to the pre-built Kay Parker page). They won't ship to Alabama, Tennesse, or certain zipcodes in 10 other states (the same list as SugarDVD?). You can buy movies you've rented, at a 5-50% discount.

There are several per-disc rental sites as well; these generally have week-long rentals with prices (when specified where I can find them) ranging $2 to $3 per disc per week. These include X Rent DVD, Adult DVD Overnight, Adult Web Flix, Blue Door and Blue DVD.

2003-09-09 21:34:00 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::Business

QOTD: How much porn do you own?

NSLog has a recurring "question of the day" topic, which I normally pretty much ignore. Yesterday's, though, was "How much porn do you own?".

Seeing as how I'm about to move again, this has been on my mind recently. I own, well, a lot, and it's something I'm trying to learn not to be quite so embarrassed about.

I have 135 video tapes, maybe 30 DVDs, about 16 book cartons worth of magazines (those aren't full -- if you fill them, they're too heavy to move), about 6 linear feet of photography books (the Taschen books are short and thick, and it adds up fast), and apparently about 33gigabytes of digital smut.

I'm not a pervert, really. I'm a 31 year old bachelor packrat, and I worked 5 years in a porn-infested workplace. That's my story, and I'm stuck with it.

2003-09-06 22:42:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut

Nude Somali Girls

Despite requests in inappropriate places and hundreds if not thousands of people sent my way by Google, I have no pictures of Nude Somali Girls.

Well, so far as I know. I'm not really sure how to recognize Somali girls. Stu says by the tattoos, but it seems to me that Goth Girls and Somalis are different things.

2003-09-04 14:59:00 | Comments (209) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

Alyson Hannigan's Dirty Dozen

A while back, Alyson Hannigan was the subject of a Playboy Dirty Dozen interview, with some very interesting content (at least for us Alyson-obsessed smutmonkeys).

10. There's a porn knockoff of Buffy called Buffy the Vampire Layer. What's your view of porn?

AH: I like stuff like Seymour Butts. I love that. Obviously, there's the whole porn-cheesy element. But I like the fact that it seems like it's real. There's this one where they went to Europe, and the girl's on a train, and she's, like, masturbating. I just thought that was awesome. Because you see the people walking by, so obviously he just took his video camera and videotaped her. Don't give me a story, just give me the porn. I don't need a plot. And now that porn's on DVD, it's so much better. Just the clarity. You just pop in the little disc, and you can fast-forward to the good parts without having to wait for the VCR to wind. Although it is kind of fun to watch porn on fast-forward. Then it's like, "OK, I didn't like this couple, let's get the next couple."

The video she's referring to with the train seems to be Seymour Butts Does Europe Part 2 (iafd), and the girl is Alicia Klass.

I'm not sure if Seymour's official sales site (mallcom, with the Amazon look&feel) has it in stock or not; when I was looking for my copy, most of the places that had it listed ended up not having it after all. Jaded Video did, though.

2003-08-28 18:15:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut

Hollywood Hottest: Scam or Rip-Off?

If you watched TV at all a month or two ago, you saw ads for "Hollywood's Hottest Nude Scenes", a video collection of, well, Hollywood's hottest nude scenes.

Being the kind of fellow I am, I gave in and ordered it.

It was rather a disappointment: the scenes were cut short, and there was a 'comedian' doing intros to each of them, getting in the way of enjoying the nudity.

That was a little annoying, but I knew the risk when I signed up. Today, however, I received a "Hollywood's 25 Kinkiest Scenes" video, along with an invoice which claims I ordered this on August 17th, and paid $24.98 for it. That's fine and dandy, except I didn't order it, and made it very clear when I made my initial order that I didn't want anything else from them.

Their website is gone. The invoice lists no phone number. The address given, 10303 Norris Ave, has also been used by a variety of exercise equipment vendors, but there's no trace of Hollywood Hottest on the web now.

According to my credit card company, their phone number is 818 485 3016; they're closed at the moment, but I'll be calling again tomorrow. I'm not paying for this unordered video, I'm not spending money or time sending it back, and I'm not paying for anything frmo them in the future.

2003-08-25 17:31:00 | Comments (24) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::Business

Shocked, Upset and Insane

From this week's Savage Love

I'm a 37-year-old father. I recently discovered my 14-year-old son is jerking off. He was in his room and really quiet so I opened the door and saw him. I was shocked! I told him that we need to have a talk later on but I have no idea what to say. What on earth do I say to my son?

Shocked and Upset

Now, maybe someone who hasn't read Savage Love before might expect some kind of sympathetic response, but presumably someone who's writing in has read the column, right? Maybe Ann Landers or Dear Abby would have some kind soothing words for this writer, but Dan is just forthright and honest:

Your son is 14 fucking years old, you moron, OF COURSE HE'S BEATING OFF IN HIS ROOM. Where did you beat off when you were 14? Buckingham Palace? If you don't know what to say to your son, SAU, I have a suggestion: "I'm terribly sorry I walked into your room without knocking, kiddo. I promise to respect your privacy in the future. Forgive me. What I did was wrong."

What in the world was SAU thinking?

2003-08-16 12:25:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::Insane

Oh My

Have you ever seen a girl quite as adorable as this?

2003-08-16 05:50:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Naked Jumping Jacks

JJ1 is the home to many, many pictures and Flash movies of naked buxom women doing jumping jacks. Because, you know, the world needs naked jumping jacks (Flash 5 is required not only for the movies but for much of the navigation, alas). They even have Aria Giovanni jiggling.

And, to top it off, they've made a barely-censored copy of Mary Carey's jumping jack video available without a subscription.

2003-08-10 20:12:00 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

Aneli, again

This is today's DOMAI picture of the day; it's from the same photoset as one of the earlier pictures of the day, and from the Slastyonoff series ankrov (Slastyonoff membership required), but neither of those particular pictures are available in either the DOMAI or Slastyonoff member archives.

They have Aneli pictures they aren't sharing! Argh!

Update: Oops, kinda. It's from a set which is available on DOMAI, aneli-hair (DOMAI membership required). But you have to magically know that set is there, somehow; it's not listed on the membership index page (again, membership required).

Are there other sets there that aren't indexed, I wonder?

2003-08-08 04:38:00 | Comments (10) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::DOMAI

Asia Carrera's Birthday

Yesterday was Asia Carrera's 30th birthday. Everyone wish her a happy birthday!

2003-08-07 08:38:00 | Comments (15) | TrackBack (0) | Smut

Julius Zimmerman's Art

Julius Zimmerman draws funny erotic art; there's a very large gallery available as well as a Yahoo! group.

2003-07-31 06:57:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::ArtSmut

Power Tools

Will I buy this product or service? Yes, yes I will.

What is this product or service? I have no idea. But I like the bouncy bits.

2003-07-30 17:51:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

USB Vibe

The USB Vibe is a 'personal massager' that gets its power via the USB port. It's not clear if the vibration speed/intensity/whatnot can be controlled via USB ro not. If so, it goes a long long ways towards bringing the dream of real online sex closer to reality.

2003-07-30 17:40:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

Olianna

Another good reason to join DOMAI -- Olianna:

Just one set so far, but we can hope.

And no, I don't get a kickback or anything.

2003-07-26 19:02:00 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::DOMAI

Aneli

If you were a member of DOMAI, you could see the other 172 pictures of this lovely young woman.

If that won't convince you, I don't know what will.

2003-07-22 23:07:00 | Comments (51) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::DOMAI

Ultimate Swimsuit Silliness

Update: I think we're getting this straightened out in a way that will make everyone happy, so the rest of this post is being removed.

2003-07-21 19:53:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::WellKinda

Lorna

Thanks to Pagan Moss of SLA and Peep Show Stories for a pointer to the lovely Lorna.

2003-07-18 21:58:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Bill Ward

The Glamour Girls of Bill Ward , a collection of some of Bill Ward's 1950s drawings, was supposed to be released this May; according to Amazon it still isn't available, but hopefully soon.

In the meantime...

There's a gallery in Brazil:

And there's a section of the Great American Pin-Up Girls gallery (which, of course, is a Russian site):

And there's a section in The Pun-up Files :

And finally, there's the official site, Women of Ward :

There are some very affordable prints available.

2003-07-18 10:43:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::ArtSmut

Komichi ii? Boobs

There's a new asian-oriented babe log called Kimochi ii?; some of my favorite pics of the first few days are below:

Not that I have a thing about boobs, nuh uh. I can't imagine why people keep saying that.

2003-07-18 04:16:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Barbie Griffin aka Mxxxxxxx MxCxxxx

Even more update: I was lied to, explicitely and repeatedly. Michell McCurry _is_ Barbie Griffin, and probably all these other people too. I'm re-instating most of the rest of this post. (Two pictures have been removed at their copyright holders' demand)

Further Update: In an attempt to flush out some seach results harmful to her career, the name of the non-Barbie-Griffin woman in this saga has been 'x'ed out.

Update: I'm told by Tracy Reed, Mxxxxxxx MxCxxxx's manager, that she is not Barbie Griffin. As such, the rest of this post is being removed -- expect to see some Mxxxxxxx MxCxxxx pics back soon under just her own name.

According to Simon, Barbie Griffin's real name is Michelle McCurry. Frankly, she's generic looking enough that I'm having trouble telling if they're the same person, but assuming he's right...

Sminky Models has a profile of her with a few small pictures:

She is or was a Baron DaParre model, and he has quite a few mages available, such as:

She also is or was a Botnar model; they just have a few images of her, but they're the best I've seen, such as the one above in the bath:

Her main agency seems to be Reed and Company, whose website was down for the past few days, but is up at the moment. They also have quite a few pics (includng the Botnar ones), such as:

Judging by the text on the Reed pictures, other sites, studios and photographers of interest might be Evolved Studios, www.photoasylum.com, Philip R. Barker, Andy McFarland, Blue Fantasies, www.selectglamour.com, and www.ultimateswimsuit.com

Andy McFarland has swimwear, and lingerie galleries of Michelle. Select Glamour has swimsuit and glamour galleries, but I'm not sure there are any Michelle pics there. Ultimate Swimsuit's gallery is slow and poorly designed and doesn't seem to have any Michelle pictures not already covered above (at least in the first 3 pages).

As "DaMan" pointed out, Michelle is called "Sandy Reed" at Blue Fantasies. It looks like they have several ($$$) photosets of her:

2003-07-16 18:49:00 | Comments (49) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::WellKinda

Jaimy Looner, Balloon Girl

Meet Jaimy Looner, a pretty girl who just can't get enough of her balloons. She has 7000+ pictures available of her blowing up, playing with, and popping various and sundry balloons.

If you like the balloons, but Jaimy just doesn't do it for you, check out Bare Balloon Babes or Looner Park.

2003-07-14 07:10:00 | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

Jade Feng

Jade Feng's website claims to be offline, but if you happen to know the full address, it seems to all be there. She also has two yahoo groups.

2003-07-13 21:42:00 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

This Is Sexy?

This Is Sexy? provides a comprehensiveish list of straight-to-video softcore porn movies circa 1998-2002, includng reviews with sections like "First Appearance of the Nipple", "What's Passed Off As Plot" and sometimes vidcaps.

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to have been updated in a while.

2003-07-09 22:19:00 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Smut

Match The Celebrity Breast

Given a picture of a celebrity and five pairs of breasts to choose from, can you pick out the right pair?

I'm not sure if it's cheating if you recognize the pictures the breasts are from.

2003-07-07 21:19:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Barbie Griffin

Thanks to a comment from Mike, I have now seen some photos of the elusive suddenly-popular Barbie Griffin; evidentally the only place to get more is Mac and Bumble.

She's not really my cup o' tea, but since I somehow got to be the go-to place for her name...

2003-06-28 13:11:00 | Comments (69) |