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Things Depressing Me Today

Skipping lightly past torture, accusations of un-americanism against those against torture, and apologies for being against torture — not because they don’t depress me, but because I don’t know even where to begin…

Kelo vs. City of New London

I’m not surprised, but I am terribly disappointed. Under this decision, “projected higher tax revenue” qualifies as a “public use” sufficient to allow the state to force you to sell your land. Does Joe Connected want to buy your house, but you don’t want to sell? If he can convince his friends on the city council that he’ll repaint and pay $5/year more in property taxes than you do, they can force you to sell.

Some people seem surprised by the breakdown here — Scalia, Thomas and Rehnquist in the minority, for the homeowner who didn’t want to sell — but I’m not. This is the kind of decision you get when you’re willing to stretch enabling clauses well past any logical limit.

New 2257 Regs

Under these changes, anyone “who inserts on a computer site or service a digital image of, or otherwise manages the
sexually explicit content of a computer site or service that contains a visual depiction of an actual human being engaged in actual sexually explicit conduct,” is a “secondary producer” of that material, and thus must have complete records on everyone involved in such depiction. Every pornblogger in the US now needs an office open 20 hours a week, with paper files giving real names & addresses of every model anywhere on their site.

This is all to prevent child pornography, by the way. How will these records prevent child porn? Good question. People intending to produce child porn are already breaking the law and know it. People not intending to already get ID from models (and did even before the original 2257 regs), and passing it all the way down the foodchain won’t help. Oh, and fake drivers’ licenses will still get through, in those few cases of minors trying to be in porn (such as Traci Lords).

The Rick Jore case

Rick Jore was a Constitution Party candidate for the Monta House of Representatives; according to the final tally by the local election board, the race was a tie between Jore and the Democratic candidate. The state Supreme Court eventually decided that 5 ballots that had two circles filled in, one of which was crossed out, didn’t express any voter intent and were thus invalid.

The district court has now decided that not only did Jore lose the election, he’s responsible for $15,000 in legal bills for the winning side. Even though there’s no allegation he did anything wrong, even though he didn’t file suit.

The penalty for almost winning elections is getting pretty high, at least for third-party candidates.

John Hagelin et all vs. Federal Election Commission

In which The US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia finds no reason to suspect bias on the part of the Federal Elections Commission (by law, half Democratic and half Republican) when they saw no reason to suspect that the Commission on Presidential Debates “endorsed, supported or opposed political candidates or political parties” when they decided not only to not include Hagelin, Nader, Buchanen, Phillips &c. in the presidential debate, but to not even allow them to attend as spectators. This depsite the fact that the CPD was founded as a “‘bipartisan’ organization created ‘to
implement joint sponsorship of general election … debates … by the national Republican and Democratic Committees between their respective nominees.”, and is and always has been headed by former chairmen of the Republican and Democratic National Committees.

(The last two items via Ballot Access News)

2005-06-23 21:38:22 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

A Whole Lotta Masturbation Goin On

The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports “council members were shocked last year to learn that some men masturbate while watching X-rated movies in [peep-show] booths”, and are dealing with the “problem” by requiring cameras in the booths:

O’Leary said each video store is responsible for buying, installing and maintaining the cameras. In addition, each store must keep five days’ worth of recordings and allow them to be examined by city officials at any time.

The city ordinance further demands that the video monitor that receives transmissions from the booths be placed in full public view so that anyone in the store will be able to see what is happening behind closed doors.

The ACLU isn’t getting involved because “there is no First Amendment right to masturbate.”

“I am shocked, shocked, to find that masturbation is going on here.” “Your semen, sir.”

(Via Ken, whose website is rather sparse at the moment.)

2005-06-10 15:01:55 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane

Criminal Heraldry Court

Lord Lyon is the head of the Lyon Court, is the “heraldic authority for Scotland”. This court not only issues new coats of arms, tartans, it has criminal jurisdiction over their “improper” use — “Lord Lyon is empowered to have assumed coats of arms and whatever they are affixed to destroyed”. It’s nice to know that someone actually has power over these things, isn’t it?

Also, keep in mind that this body, with the power to issue new coats of arms, apparently chooses to use the one shown here.

2005-06-09 21:56:50 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane

Divorce Court: Parents v. Judge

As part of a divorce proceeding, Cale J. Bradford, chief judge of the Marion (Indiana) Superior Court, has forbidden a pair of Wiccan parents from exposing their child to “non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals.”

Mind you, neither parent asked for the order, and both objected to it; the apparent problem is that the child is attending a Catholic school, and the judge is worried the differences will confuse the child. Even if such a concern was reasonable, which it isn’t, and were properly within the judge’s perview, which it isn’t, this is an insane solution. Given a choice between practicing their religion or changing schools, I suspect they would have chosen the latter.

It’s easy to imagine the outcry if non-Catholic Christian parents were forbidden to expose their children to any religious beliefs that would differ from those shown in a Catholic school, or vice versa; the outcry here should be at least as great.

For the record: I grew up in a Unitarian family (which in turn meant in-church exposure to everything from Animism to Zoroastrianism) , attended an elementary school associated with a Presbyterian church (but which had little or no religious content), attended a Catholic high school (which had required religion courses, a daily prayer, and optional daily and mandatory monthly masses) and attended a Methodist college (with required religion courses). And I’m not confused at all: there is no god, and there’s no meaning to life except what we make of it. So we better choose to make something good of it.

(via Deus X’s linkblog)

2005-05-26 20:37:18 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Legal | Religion

Great Lakes Agreement

The Smoking Gun has a copy of Kelly Ripa's new employment agreement.

Section 19 says:

Lender and Artist hereby warrant and represent that Lender and Artist are familiar with sections 317 and 507 of the Communications Act of 1934, as amended, and that Lender and Artist are aware of Lender and Artist's responsibilities under it, and that Lender and Artist will comply with it during the Term herein.

So, what are sections 317 and 507 of the Communications Act of 1934 ? 317 is the anti-payola section, which seems applicable enough (except that it's just about radio, not tv):

All matter broadcast by any radio station for which any money, service or other valuable consideration is directly or indirectly paid, or promised to or charged or accepted by, the station so broadcasting, from any person, shall, at the time the same is so broadcast, be announced as paid for or furnished, as the case may be, by such person: Provided, That ''service or other valuable consideration'' shall not include any service or property furnished without charge or at a nominal charge for use on, or in connection with, a broadcast unless it is so furnished in consideration for an identification in a broadcast of any person, product, service, trademark, or brand name beyond an identification which is reasonably related to the use of such service or property on the broadcast.

Section 507, though...

(a) Any vessel of the United States that is navigated in violation of the provisions of the Great Lakes Agreement or the rules and regulations of the Commission made in pursuance thereof and any vessel of a foreign country that is so navigated on waters under the jurisdiction of the United States shall forfeit to the United States the sum of $500 recoverable by way of suit or libel. Each day during which such navigation occurs shall constitute a separate offense.

(b) Every willful failure on the part of the master of a vessel of the United States to enforce or to comply with the provisions of the Great Lakes Agreement or the rules and regulations of the Commission made in pursuance thereof shall cause him to forfeit to the United States the sum of $100.

So what's this Great Lakes Agreement that Kelly Ripa has promised to abide by? There's a Great Lakes Water Quality Agreement, but that doesn't seem to fit the Communications Act (much less Ms. Ripa). More likely, it's the Agreement Between the United States of America and Canada for Promotion of Safety on the Great Lakes by Means of Radio.

It's also possible, I suppose, that they really mean Section 508 which is another payola section. Presumably prior to the ratification of the Great Lakes Amendment, this was section 507, and the entertainment industry just hasn't updated their boilerplate since 1975ish.

2004-06-27 13:00:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

Electoral Vote Predictor

One of my (many, admittedly) news-related pet peeves is the tendency to report national poll results as if they matter at all.

CNN's story last week for instance says:

Among likely voters, Kerry edged up 2 percentage points to 49 percent, while Bush dropped 1 point to 47 percent, according to the survey. With a margin of error of plus or minus 4 percentage points, that change was also statistically insignificant.

That would matter if the presidential election were a national election, but it isn't. It's a series of state-wide elections, and to have any idea what the likely outcome is, you need to look at the state-wide races.

The Electoral Vote Predictor attempts to do just that. Once again teh intarweb is more useful than the 'legitimate media'.

2004-06-05 17:59:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

You Can't Read That Law On Television!

HR 3687, the Clean Airwaves Act, would amend Section 1464 of title 18 of the United States Code to make it clear that broadcasters could and should be punished for broadcasting certain words, regardless of how they're used or in what context.

The bill lists the words and phrases: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, asshole, cock sucker, mother fucker, ass hole.

If this bill becomes law, it would be illegal to read the law on broadcast TV or the radio.

2004-01-14 17:03:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

National School Lunch Week, 2003

National School Lunch Week started this Sunday.

The last 57 years, the National School Lunch Program has provided more than 187 billion meals to young people across our country.

That's even more than McDonald's!

By helping our children make healthy choices not only about food but also about their overall well-being, we can reduce the rates of childhood obesity and diabetes and help prevent heart disease, stroke, and other diseases later in life. Nutritious meals can also improve students' concentration and help them succeed in school.

In recognition of the contributions of the National School Lunch Program to the health, education, and well-being of America's children, the Congress, by joint resolution of October 9, 1962 (Public Law 87-780), as amended, has designated the week beginning on the second Sunday in October of each year as "National School Lunch Week" and has requested the President to issue a proclamation in observance of this week.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim October 12 through October 18, 2003, as National School Lunch Week. I call upon all Americans to join the dedicated individuals who administer the National School Lunch Program at the State and local levels in appropriate activities to promote programs that support the health and well-being of our Nation's children.

2003-10-13 23:33:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

General Pulaski Memorial Day, 2003

October 11th was General Pulaski Memorial Day.

Brigadier General Casimir Pulaski sacrificed his life on October 11, 1779, for America's independence and the universal cause of freedom. His bravery in supporting the American Revolutionary War is an inspiration to individuals around the world who pursue peace and freedom for all.

In May 1779, General Pulaski's new cavalry division successfully defended the city of Charleston, South Carolina. Several months later, in the siege of Savannah, General Pulaski was mortally wounded while trying to raise morale and rally his troops who were under heavy enemy fire.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 11, 2003, as General Pulaski Memorial Day. I encourage all Americans to commemorate this occasion with appropriate programs and activities paying tribute to Casimir Pulaski and honoring all those who defend the freedom of our Nation.

2003-10-13 23:30:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Leif Erikson Day, 2003

October 9th was Leif Erikson Day

Traveling across the Atlantic as the first Nordic to lead an expedition to North America, Leif Erikson showed great courage in the face of danger. His actions marked the beginning of a longstanding exchange of people, ideas, and innovations between North America and the Nordic nations of Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, and Sweden.

To honor Leif Erikson, Nordic-American heritage, and Americas continued relationship with Nordic countries, the Congress, by joint resolution (Public Law 88-566) approved on September 2, 1964, has authorized and requested the President to proclaim October 9 of each year as "Leif Erikson Day."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim October 9, 2003, as Leif Erikson Day. I call upon all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies, activities, and programs to honor our rich Nordic-American heritage.

2003-10-13 21:24:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Domestic Violence Awareness Month, 2003

This is National Domestic Violence Awareness Month.

Today is the first day of issue for the U.S. Postal Service Stop Family Violence postage stamp

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 2003 as National Domestic Violence Awareness Month. I urge all Americans to help victims of domestic violence and to work together to address this tragic problem.

2003-10-13 21:20:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Child Health Day, 2003

October 6th was Child Health Day.

Families must encourage our young people to avoid harmful activities.

The Congress, by a joint resolution approved May 18, 1928, as amended (36 U.S.C. 105), has called for the designation of the first Monday in October as "Child Health Day" and has requested the President to issue a proclamation in observance of this day.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim Monday, October 6, 2003, as Child Health Day. I call upon families, schools, child health professionals, communities, and governments to help all our children discover the rewards of good health and wellness.

2003-10-13 21:18:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Disability Employment Awareness Month, 2003

This is NAtional Disability Employment Awareness Month.

For Americans with disabilities, employment is vital to independence, empowerment, and quality of life.

Not for fully-enabled Americans, though, nor non-Americans.

People with disabilities still encounter challenges, however, to their full participation in American society.

In February 2001, I launched the New Freedom Initiative to address these challenges, to fulfill the promises of the ADA, and to move toward an America where all our citizens live and work with dignity and freedom.

To recognize the contributions of Americans with disabilities and to encourage all citizens to help ensure their full inclusion in the workforce, the Congress, by joint resolution approved August 11, 1945, as amended (36 U.S.C. 121), has designated October of each year as "National Disability Employment Awareness Month."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim October 2003 as National Disability Employment Awareness Month. I call upon government officials, labor leaders, employers, and all the people of the United States to observe this month with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities.

2003-10-13 21:16:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Fire Prevention Week, 2003

Last week was Fire Prevention Week.

This year's Fire Prevention Week theme is "When Fire Strikes: Get Out! Stay Out!"

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 5 through October 11, 2003, as Fire Prevention Week. On Sunday, October 5, 2003, in accordance with Public Law 107-51, flags will be flown at half staff on all Federal office buildings in honor of the National Fallen Firefighters Memorial Service. I urge all Americans to protect their homes by installing smoke detectors where needed and regularly checking their existing smoke detectors. These small efforts will help make our communities safer for all.

2003-10-13 21:14:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, 2003

October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Monthly self exams and mammograms are still the best ways to detect breast cancer at an early, treatable stage. The National Cancer Institute (NCI) and the United States Preventive Services Task Force agree that for women who are 40 or over, a mammogram every 1 to 2 years can greatly reduce the risk of dying from breast cancer. I encourage all women to consult with their physicians to obtain appropriate screenings to help with early detection.

The president cares about your breasts.

The United States Postal Service is also helping with the fight.

I urge all Americans to raise awareness of breast cancer by talking with family members and friends about the importance of screening and early detection. By educating ourselves and working together, we will improve our ability to prevent, detect, treat, and ultimately cure breast cancer.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim the month of October 2003 as National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I call upon Government officials, businesses, communities, healthcare professionals, educators, volunteers, and all the people of the United States to continue our Nation's strong commitment to controlling and curing breast cancer.

2003-10-13 21:12:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Marriage Protection Week, 2003

We're in Marriage Protection Week, so protect your marriage!

Marriage is a sacred institution, and its protection is essential to the continued strength of our society. Marriage Protection Week provides an opportunity to focus our efforts on preserving the sanctity of marriage and on building strong and healthy marriages in America.

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and my Administration is working to support the institution of marriage by helping couples build successful marriages and be good parents.

We must support the institution of marriage and help parents build stronger families. And we must continue our work to create a compassionate, welcoming society, where all people are treated with dignity and respect.

Dignity and respect, but you know, not...marriage.

During Marriage Protection Week, I call on all Americans to join me in expressing support for the institution of marriage with all its benefits to our people, our culture, and our society.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim the week of October 12 through October 18, 2003, as Marriage Protection Week. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies.

2003-10-13 21:10:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

German-American Day, 2003

October 6th was German-American Day, 2003

German-American Day celebrates more than 300 years of German immigration to our shores, beginning with the arrival of 13 Mennonite families from Krefeld on October 6, 1683. Seeking a new life of freedom and opportunity, these immigrants settled in Pennsylvania and founded Germantown near the city of Philadelphia. On this day, we recognize the contributions of those German pioneers, and millions of other German-American immigrants and their descendants, to the life and culture of our great Nation.

Henry Engelhard Steinway and his sons founded Steinway & Sons in 1853. The 300,000th Steinway piano, the "golden grand," was presented to President Franklin Roosevelt in 1938, and is still on display at the White House.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 6, 2003, as German-American Day. I encourage all Americans to recognize the contributions to the liberty and prosperity of the United States of our citizens of German descent.

2003-10-13 21:05:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Everything is either forbidden or required

According to an old op-ed piece by Sasha Volokh,

When the cancer connection was first proposed, low-tar and low-nicotine cigarettes quickly appeared on the market with no prodding from the government. Cigarette companies aggressively tried to gain market share by scaring smokers about their competitors' tar and nicotine levels -- even though the Federal Trade Commission banned such advertising in 1954. From 1957 to 1959, tar and nicotine contents dropped 40% because of consumer demand. The FTC eventually cracked down on violators in 1959, but then it reversed course, allowing nicotine advertising in 1966 and mandating it in 1970. Today, all cigarette ads indicate tar and nicotine contents.

This is just one example of a trend in regulation: once the government makes a decision, whichever way they make it, they seem to think they have to keep making it.

Another example is 'must carry'; for years, satellite TV companies (DiSH and DirecTV, frex) were forbidden to carry local TV stations or to sell access to out-of-area network TV stations to people who were within the 'market area' of a local affiliate, whether the station was actually receivable or not. In about 1997, that finally changed; but now, the satellite TV companies are required to carry all the local TV stations if they carry any, whether anybody actually wants to watch them or not.

Actually, that's not quite the rule; that rule would almost be fair, after all. The rule is actually that each local TV station has a choice: it can either ask to be carried for free, at which point the satellite companies (and cable companies) must carry them, or they can refuse to be carried without being compensated in some way. The result is the worst of all worlds for the satellite & cable companies: they're required to use bandwidth for stations they don't want to carry, and are required to pay for free stations they do want to carry (frequently in bandwidth rather than cash: this is the source of the various regional 24-hour news stations that show the local news' latest half hour broadcast over and over, even though nobody watches).

2003-10-03 11:49:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

Minority Enterprise Development Week, 2003

Today marks the beginning of Minority Enterprise Development Week, 2003.

America's more than 3 million minority-owned businesses represent One of the fastest-growing segments of our Nation's economy. Through skill, hard work, and determination, these businesses are strengthening our Nation and our economy. During Minority Enterprise Development Week, we recognize these businesses, their owners, and their employees for their commitment to free enterprise and equal opportunity.

I encourage all Americans to recognize the strength and importance of our country's minority entrepreneurs and their employees. The talents, skills, and dedication of these citizens enrich our communities, and we honor their contributions to our Nation.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 28 through October 4, 2003, as Minority Enterprise Development Week. I encourage all Americans to celebrate this week with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities to recognize the many contributions of our Nation's minority enterprises.

2003-09-28 14:18:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Gold Star Mother's Day, 2003

Today is Gold Star Mother's Day, 2003.

More than 75 years ago, one mother's determination to transform her personal loss into good works led to the creation of the American Gold Star Mothers. After receiving notice of her son's death in aerial combat during World War I, Grace Darling Seibold devoted her energy to volunteering in a local hospital. She began reaching out to other mothers whose sons had died in military service to the Nation. She organized a group of these special mothers to help them comfort each other and care for hospitalized veterans. Their organization was named after the gold star service flag that families hung in their windows in honor of family members who had died in military service. After years of planning, it became a national organization in 1928. Since then, brave women have continued to come together as Gold Star Mothers to ease the burden of their loss and to serve others.

The Congress, by Senate Joint Resolution 115 of June 23, 1936 (49 Stat. 1895 as amended), has designated the last Sunday in September as "Gold Star Mother's Day," and has authorized and requested the President to issue a proclamation in observance of this day.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim Sunday, September 28, 2003, as Gold Star Mother's Day. I call upon all Government officials to display the flag of the United States over Government buildings on this solemn day. I also encourage the American people to display the flag and hold appropriate meetings in their homes, places of worship, or other suitable places as a public expression of the sympathy and respect that our Nation holds for our Gold Star Mothers.

2003-09-28 14:15:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Farm Safety and Health Week, 2003

National Farm Safety and Health Week, 2003 started September 21st.

America must continue to promote the safety of our farmers and ranchers. Farming and ranching can be dangerous work; in 2002, the agriculture industry had the second-highest rate of deaths due to accidents. Proper education and training are critical to protecting the safety of farmers and ranchers. By working together to encourage careful use of equipment and facilities, America helps our farm and ranch families remain healthy and more productive than any other farmers in the world.

What industry was the most dangerous, and does it get a week?

This year's theme for National Farm Safety and Health Week, "Secure Your Farming through Safety and Health," also encourages farmers and ranchers to focus on farm security issues. Farm and ranching communities play a vital role in protecting Americas food supplies, water resources, and farm chemicals. Their efforts are important to the safety and security of our citizens.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 21 through September 27, 2003, as National Farm Safety and Health Week. I call upon the agencies, organizations, and businesses that serve America's agricultural workers to strengthen their commitment to promoting farm safety and health programs. I also urge all Americans to honor our agricultural heritage and to recognize our farmers and ranchers for their remarkable contributions to our Nation's vitality and prosperity.

2003-09-25 23:26:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National POW/MIA Recognition Day, 2003

September 19th was National POW/MIA Recognition Day, 2003.

To mark this important day, on September 19, 2003, the flag of the National League of Families of American Prisoners and Missing in Southeast Asia will again be flown over the White House, the Capitol, the Departments of State, Defense, and Veterans Affairs, the Selective Service System Headquarters, the National Vietnam Veterans and Korean War Veterans Memorials, U.S. military installations, national cemeteries, and other locations across our country. We raise this flag as a reminder and a promise. The black-and-white flag is a symbol that these missing Americans will not be forgotten, and is flown as a testament to our Government's unwavering commitment to pursue the fullest possible accounting for all our missing in action service members.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 19, 2003, as National POW/MIA Recognition Day. I call upon the people of the United States to join me in saluting all American POWs who valiantly served this great country. I call upon Federal, State, and local government officials and private organizations to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.

2003-09-25 23:23:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Hispanic Heritage Month, 2003

The president did finally proclaim Hispanic Heritage Month, two days after it started.

Hispanic Americans have sacrificed in defense of this Nation's freedom, serving in every major American conflict. More than three dozen Hispanic Americans have earned the Medal of Honor. Today, more than 125,000 Hispanic Americans serve in the Armed Forces, approximately 9 percent of our active-duty military. As we work to advance peace, freedom, and opportunity abroad, we are grateful to all of the brave men and women who serve our Nation, and to their families.

During Hispanic Heritage Month, I join with all Americans in recognizing the many contributions of Hispanic Americans to the United States, and in celebrating Hispanic heritage and culture. To honor the achievements of Hispanic Americans, the Congress, by Public Law 100-402 as amended, has authorized and requested the President to issue annually a proclamation designating September 15 through October 15, as "National Hispanic Heritage Month."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim September 15 through October 15, 2003, as National Hispanic Heritage Month. I call upon public officials, educators, librarians, and all the people of the United States to observe this month with appropriate ceremonies, activities, and programs.

2003-09-25 23:22:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Family Day, 2003

In my recent confusion I missed telling you all that Monday September 22nd was Family Day, 2003. I'm sorry.

Families can help secure a healthy tomorrow for their children by providing guidance, staying involved, and serving as role models. I am committed to supporting strong families and strong marriages to help ensure that every child grows up in a safe, loving family. Statistics show that children from two-parent families are less likely to end up in poverty, drop out of school, become addicted to drugs, have a child out of wedlock, suffer abuse, or become a violent criminal. Because stable families should be the central goal of American welfare policy, I have proposed spending up to $300 million a year to find the most effective programs to strengthen marriage.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 22, 2003, as Family Day. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day by engaging in activities to strengthen the relationships between parents and children and help fight against substance abuse and risky behaviors.

2003-09-23 00:09:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Citizenship Day, Constitution Week 2003

I thought the Prez was gonna let another one slip by, but he pulled it out at the last minute.

Today is Citizenship Day and the beginning of Constitution Week, 2003.

On Citizenship Day and during Constitution Week, we remember those who have fought and those who have died to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution. We recall and reiterate the vow of President Abraham Lincoln that these "dead shall not have died in vain -- that this Nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

In remembrance of the signing of the Constitution and in recognition of the Americans who strive to uphold the duties and responsibilities of citizenship, the Congress, by joint resolution of February 29, 1952 (36 U.S.C. 106, as amended), designated September 17 as "Citizenship Day," and by joint resolution of August 2, 1956 (36 U.S.C. 108, as amended), requested that the President proclaim the week beginning September 17 and ending September 23 of each year as "Constitution Week."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim September 17, 2003, as Citizenship Day, and September 17 through September 23, 2003, as Constitution Week. I encourage Federal, State, and local officials, as well as leaders of civic, social, and educational organizations, to conduct ceremonies and programs to celebrate our Constitution and reaffirm our commitment as citizens to this great Nation.

2003-09-18 10:22:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Small Business Week, 2003

This is Small Business Week, 2003.

Small businesses create the majority of new jobs in our Nation and account for more than half of the output of our economy. They lead the way in generating new ideas and creating new technologies, goods, and services for our country and for the world.

Small businesses also reflect the diversity of America. Nearly 40 percent of small companies in the United States are owned by women. There are also more than 3 million minority-owned small businesses across the country.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 14 through September 20, 2003, as Small Business Week. I call upon all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate ceremonies, activities, and programs that celebrate the achievements of small business owners and their employees and encourage and foster the development of new small businesses.

2003-09-16 00:52:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Historically Black Colleges and Universities Week, 2003

National Historically Black Colleges and Universities Week, 2003 started a couple days ago.

Since the mid 1800s, Historically Black Colleges and Universities have provided superb education and training to many Americans. And these schools opened the door to African Americans when other doors were shamefully barred. Since their inception, these schools have furthered the development of young people who went on to become leaders in government, business, education, science, the military, law, and many other fields. Graduates of Historically Black Colleges and Universities have made great contributions to America, and continue to serve as role models for all Americans.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 14 through September 20, 2003, as National Historically Black Colleges and Universities Week. I call upon public officials, educators, librarians, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate ceremonies, activities, and programs as we demonstrate our appreciation for these important institutions and their many successful graduates.

2003-09-16 00:51:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Hispanic Heritage Month

This is supposed to be National Hispanic Heritage Month:

The President is requested to issue each year a proclamation -
(1) designating September 15 through October 15 as National Hispanic Heritage Month; and
(2) calling on the people of the United States, especially the educational community, to observe National Hispanic Heritage Month with appropriate ceremonies and activities.

The president hasn't issued such a proclamation, so far as I know.

2003-09-16 00:47:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Patriot Day 2003

Today is Patriot Day. I hope that's not the same as PATRIOT day, but who knows?

As we remember September 11, 2001, we reaffirm the vows made in the earliest hours of our grief and anger. As liberty's home and defender, America will not tire, will not falter, and will not fail in fighting for the safety and security of the American people and a world free from terrorism. We will continue to bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to them. This Patriot Day, we hold steady to this task.

By a joint resolution approved December 18, 2001 (Public Law 107-89), the Congress has designated September 11 of each year as "Patriot Day."

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim September 11, 2003, as Patriot Day. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities, including remembrance services and candlelight vigils. I also call upon the Governors of the United States and the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, as well as appropriate officials of all units of government, to direct that the flag be flown at half-staff on Patriot Day. In addition, I call upon all Americans to display the flag at half-staff from their homes on that day and to observe a moment of silence beginning at 8:46 a.m. eastern daylight time to honor the innocent victims who lost their lives as a result of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.

2003-09-11 10:28:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Grandparents Day

Today is supposed to be National Grandparents Day, but so far the president hasn't issued the requested proclamation.

The President is requested to issue each year a proclamation -
(1) designating the first Sunday in September after Labor Day as National Grandparents Day; and
(2) calling on the people of the United States and interested groups and organizations to observe National Grandparents Day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.

2003-09-07 04:43:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Alan Simpson on Gay Marriage

Was Alan Simpson mostly sane when he was in the Senate, or is that something that only happens to politicians after they retire?

Like most Americans, and most Republicans, I think it's important to do all we can to defend and strengthen the institution of marriage. And I also believe it is critically important to defend the integrity of the Constitution. But a federal amendment to define marriage would do nothing to strengthen families -- just the opposite. And it would unnecessarily undermine one of the core principles I have always believed the GOP stood for: federalism.

As someone who is basically a conservative, I see not an argument about banning marriage or "defending" families but rather a power grab. Conservatives argue vehemently about federal usurpation of other issues best left to the states, such as abortion or gun control. Why would they elevate this one to the federal level?

What's more, it is surely not the tradition in this country to try to amend the Constitution in ways that constrict liberty. All of our amendments have been designed to expand the sphere of freedom, with one notorious exception: prohibition. We all know how that absurd federal power grab turned out.

That bit seems tremendously important to me -- although he explicitely isn't coming out for gay marriage (he is a conservative Republican from Wyoming after all), he is implicitely agreeing that allowing gay marriage would be a net-positive for liberty.

As our country has gained honest and steady knowledge about homosexuality, we have learned that it is not a mental illness or a disease or a threat to our families. The real threats to family values are divorce, out-of-wedlock births and infidelity.

2003-09-06 05:55:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

National Days of Prayer and Remembrance, 2003

Friday through Sunday, September 5-7, are National Days of Prayer and Remembrance:

As we approach the second anniversary of September 11, 2001, we remember all that we lost as Americans and recognize all that we have witnessed about the character of America. During these National Days of Prayer and Remembrance, we honor those who were killed and their families, and we ask God for strength and wisdom as we carry out the noble mission that our Nation began that morning.
bq. This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Friday, September 5, through Sunday, September 7, 2003, as National Days of Prayer and Remembrance. I ask that the people of the United States and places of worship mark these National Days of Prayer and Remembrance with memorial services, the ringing of bells, and evening candlelight remembrance vigils. I invite the people of the world to share in these Days of Prayer and Remembrance.

2003-09-06 03:18:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month

This is also National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month, 2003. I won't make any snarky comments about our president being particularly attached to this observance.

Alcohol addiction and drug addiction continue to challenge our Nation. Addiction to alcohol or drugs destroys family ties, friendship, ambition, and moral conviction, and reduces the richness of life to a single destructive desire. During National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month, we seek to remind all Americans, particularly those who struggle with alcohol or drug addiction, that recovery is possible. This year's theme, "Join the Voices of Recovery: Celebrating Health," salutes the thousands of Americans currently striving to address their alcohol or drug addiction, and the many professionals, volunteers, clergy, community groups, friends, and family members who support others in overcoming addiction.

My Administration has taken important steps to cut off illegal drug supplies and reduce demand through anti-drug education. For those who become addicted to drugs or to alcohol, my Administration is committed to tearing down the stigma attached to recovery so that more people will seek the help they need. Alcohol addiction and drug addiction are diseases that touch all Americans -- young and old, rich and poor, male and female. As a Nation, we must continue our efforts to offer the best possible opportunities, settings, and approaches to prevent and treat alcohol and drug addiction. By caring for those who need treatment, we are building a more welcoming and compassionate culture that values every life.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 2003 as National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month. I call upon all the people of the United States to observe this month with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities.

2003-09-03 00:47:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, 2003

This is National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, so everyone (well you gals) should be aware of your possible ovarian cancer this month!

It is estimated that more than 25,000 American women will be diagnosed with ovarian cancer this year and that more than 14,000 will die from this disease. During National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, we seek to increase understanding of ovarian cancer and the importance of early detection, and to recognize the advances made to eliminate this disease.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 2003 as National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this month with appropriate programs and activities.

2003-09-03 00:44:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, 2003

This is National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, so everyone (well you guys) should be aware of your possible prostate cancer this month!

Prostate cancer is the second most common form of cancer among men in the United States. This year alone, it is estimated that more than 220,000 new cases of prostate cancer will be diagnosed and that nearly 29,000 men will die from this disease. During National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, we seek to increase understanding about the risk factors of prostate cancer, the importance of a healthy lifestyle, and the benefits of detecting the disease in its earliest stages, when it is most treatable.

Although the exact cause of prostate cancer is unknown, several factors have been found to increase the risk of developing this disease. Men aged 65 years or older make up about 70 percent of all diagnosed prostate cancer cases. In addition, a man's risk of developing prostate cancer doubles if a father or brother has been diagnosed with the disease.

So, if at all possible, keep your brothers and father from visiting a doctor -- they're just trying to increase your chance of developing prostate cancer!

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 2003 as National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. I call upon government officials, businesses, communities, healthcare professionals, educators, volunteers, and all people of the United States to reaffirm our Nation's strong and continuing commitment to prevent, treat, and cure prostate cancer.

2003-09-03 00:43:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Women's Equality Day, 2003

Yesterday was Women's Equality Day, 2003.

The 19th Amendment to the Constitution, ratified on August 26, 1920, guaranteed the right to vote for American women. Women's Equality Day commemorates this constitutional amendment and is an opportunity for citizens across our country to honor those who took part in the long and difficult struggle for women's suffrage, as well those since 1920 who have continued to fight for equal rights for women.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim August 26, 2003, as Women's Equality-- Day. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate programs and activities.

2003-08-27 01:01:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Sports and Amusment Games Held

Today's important news from the DPRK:

Pyongyang, August 15 (KCNA) -- The participants in the August 15 National Rally for Peace and Reunification had sports and amusement games in the recreation ground on Rungna Islet. Prior to the games, they danced to the joyful music played by the women's brass band of the north.

The games took place between the teams "solidarity" and "unity" involving representatives of various circles from the north, the south and overseas.

Ropeskipping race, Korean peninsula map pasting and other colorful games took place in succession.

The games demonstrated the fixed will of the participants to build a reunified country by the concerted efforts of the Korean nation.

2003-08-17 03:01:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane::NorthKorea

So, HOW many people are running?

I mentioned a few days ago that 158 people had filed the final candidacy papers in the California gubernatorial race. Despite that beng several days after the filing deadline and thus supposedly complete, that number kept going up, apparently finally reaching 247 (The AP and the Secretary of State agree on that count).

Of those 247, at least 131 (Secretary of State, with 40 more still possible), or maybe 135 (AP, LA Times) met the requirements.

The Secretary of State offers a Candidate Status Report Detail PDF file, but it makes little sense: peoples' status is listed as either "complete" or "pending"; presumably them "complete" means both "completely reviewed and accepted", but the 2nd entry is for Bajwa, Virkramjit S., a democrat who filed $0 filing fee and 87 Signatatures In Lieu Of Filing Fee (SILs). The filing fee and SILs are prorated, with a base fee of $3500 and the number of SILs required for full deferment dependant on the part; for the major parties (or "Independant"), 10,000 signatures are required. 87 SILs are thus worth $248.57, leaving $9751.43 he needed to pay.

So then "Completed" just means the review is completed, and there's nothing that indicates whether it was accepted or not, and the detail status isn't very detailed.

We're thus left to the mercy of the press and hope they somehow have better sources than the Secretary of State (huh?). The LA Times has a list available. (With a "Vik S. Bajwa" listed, presumably the same Virkramjit S. Bajwa who doesn't seem to have met the requirements but was completed anyway).

Of the interesting candidates, all of Angylene, Gary Coleman, Mary "Mary Carey" Cook and Larry Flynt qualified. Don Novello did not, nor did David "Renaissanceamerica.org" Johnson.

I'd missed Ken Hamidi in my earlier roundup; he's well-known in some ircles as the former Intel engineer who routinely spams all their employees with anti-Intel diatribes, leading to an interesting court case over whether repeatedly sending bulk email qualifies as "trespass of chattel".

2003-08-16 11:12:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

Who Wants To Be Governor?

The mind, she boggles. Is this a /Politics/Insane story or a /CopyrightCartel/TV story?

"Who Wants to Be Governor of California? The Debating Game" will include a political debate produced in the style of a game show, the [Game Show Network] announced Monday.

The five will compete for a prize of $21,200, the maximum corporate campaign contribution allowed by California law, the channel said. The prize will go to the candidate in the group who receives the most votes in the Oct. 7 recall election.

2003-08-12 21:55:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane

Mary Carey for Governor

Mary "Mary Carey" Cook, film actress of some renowm (although I'd not heard of her before) is one of the 158 people who filed papers to be on California's Governor's ballot. The signatures haven't yet been verified, but assuming she got 65 valid sigs, she should be on the ballot. (See NakedJumpingJacks for a sample of her work, if you're curious.)

There's a "Don Novello" listed in the PDF, too; the LA Times apparently hasn't recognized his name yet, but that's Father Guido Sarducci from Saturday Night Live, as well the author of quite a few very funny letters as "Lazlo Toth", collected in books such as The Lazlo Letters .

There's also a person running who claims to have a domain name as a nickname: David "Renaissanceamerica.org" Johnson.

Congressman Darrell Issa, long presumed to be a frontrunner, decided not to run after all; an "S. Issa" is running instead. Wonder if S. has anything besides name confusion planned?

Richard Simmons is running, but not that Richard Simmons. Same with Michael Jackson (it's not the former PepsiCo president, either).

Todd Richard "The Bumhunter" Lewis, star of "Bumfights" and "The Bum Hunter", has thrown his, er, hat into the ring as well.

Business partners Kelly Kimball and Scott Mednick, brewers of of "beer directed at spring-breakers", are running against each other.

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