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2003-07-31 23:59:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Referers

The Confusion

Amazon is now listing The Confusion [amazon] as "Volume Two of The Baroque Cycle", due in January 2004. The long-awaited Quicksilver [amazon] (still due September 23rd) is of course "Volume One", and I had been assuming that Cryptonomicon [amazon] would retroactively be "Volume Two", but apparently not.

We have two packages of Stephenson goodness to look forward to over the next few months!

Of course, Amazon says I ordered Quicksilver on October 15th of last year, and I was waiting for it long before that, so it's hardly like he's being speedy in general...

2003-07-31 17:53:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | CopyrightCartel::Books

Julius Zimmerman's Art

Julius Zimmerman draws funny erotic art; there's a very large gallery available as well as a Yahoo! group.

Wonderwoman Slave WW Queen Captive Colorguard Cloak WW I WW II WW IV Wonderwoman and Superman Wonderwoman tied up Proud
Nirvana Periwinkle Superhero Orgy Bare Essentials Demure Get it Straight Pinocchio and Tinkerbell Auditioning Big Gulp Jeanie's Wish Always First Wish Neighborly Best Friend Surprise Wife Swapping Stone-age Style Slave Jessica Jessica Lapdance Trap Jessica and Roger Jessica Porn Film Angelina Found Treasure Lara Lapdance Gangup Fairest One

2003-07-31 06:57:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::ArtSmut

Referer Policy

It pains me to do this, but I disallow using images on this server directly on other servers; inlining images here on other servers uses uses my bandwidth ithout giving any real possibility of additional readers. In particular, inlining images on forums is particularly pernicious, since my bandwidth gets used in discussions I'm not even allowed to read.

Linking directly to images isn't as bad, but there's no way to disallow inlining without also blocking direct linking. In any case, I'd prefer people who wish to use images from here to host the image themselves and link to the story the image is from; that allows interested readers to find what I said about the image and possibly find other material they're interested in.

2003-07-31 05:26:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta

Power Tools

Will I buy this product or service? Yes, yes I will.

What is this product or service? I have no idea. But I like the bouncy bits.

2003-07-30 17:51:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

USB Vibe

USB Vibe promotional graphic The USB Vibe is a 'personal massager' that gets its power via the USB port. It's not clear if the vibration speed/intensity/whatnot can be controlled via USB ro not. If so, it goes a long long ways towards bringing the dream of real online sex closer to reality.

2003-07-30 17:40:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

Tamper Reistant Driver Bits

Lara Specialty Tools has a stunningly good selection of tamper resistant and unusual driver bits, including bits to remove the "one-way" screws commonly seen in bathroom stalls. Their site is also well-designed, clearly showing what each bit style looks like.

Their prices, on the other hand, are a tad on the steep side. If your needs aren't quite so esoteric, you might be more satisfied with this 100 piece set, this 39 piece set or this 33 piece set might be more suitable.

2003-07-29 00:55:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::HowStuffWorks

Textile2 0+1i

The very first release of a textile 2 plugin for Blosxom is now available, based on Brad Choate's MT Textile 2 beta.

This is beta, or worse. It's been tested on all of half a dozen documents. The underlying engine it uses is also beta. You should expect both the plugin syntax and the markup syntax to change.

To use:

  1. download mttextile-2_0b.zip from Brad Choate's page
  2. download textile2-0-1i.zip
  3. create lib and lib/Text directories in your plugin state directory2, if you don't have them. install extlib/Text/Textile.pm from mttextile-2_0b in that directory
  4. install textile2 from textile2-0-1i.zip in your plugin directory
  5. look at textile2's configuration variables, consider changing them
  6. install the meta plugin if you don't have it installed
  7. rename plugins with numeric prefixes to ensure proper ordering, if necessary. meta needs to be before textile2, and is required. If you're using it, SmartyPants needs to be after textile2. Although it's not as important (or necessarily right), most other plugins that do text changes probably should be after textile2; that would include macros, wikiwordish, imagesizer (which isn't actually needed, in its stock form), and the like.3
  8. create a test story with meta-markup: textile2 in its header
  9. hope

The textile2 syntax is both more regular and more extensive than the textile 1 syntax, and is intended to be at least mostly backwards compatible. In at least one way that matters to me, it isn't, though1, so this plugin is designed to be usable side-by-side with the earlier textile plugin. If you're willing & wanting to switch over entirely, configure the $handle_textile_1 variable to 1 and remove the textile plugin; then meta-markup: textile will invoke textile2.

1 With textile 1, there doesn't have to be any space between the final '!' on an image link and following text; with textile 2, there does.

2 That's your plugin directory, not your plugin state directory; thanks to Andy Fragen for the note.

3 This step added following Andy Fragen's difficulties -- thanks for being a guinea pig, Andy!

2003-07-27 09:14:00 | Comments (18) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Web::Blosxom::Plugins::Textile

Textile 2 test post #1

That should be a h1 (well, h4, with my configuration)

this is a blockquote

this ia a normal paragraph

  1. this is
  2. a numbered
  3. list
  • this is
  • an unnumbered
  • list
this isa wikistyle table
with tworows andthree columns

Up to there, that's all textile-1 syntax too

this is a code block

this is a paragraph with id "first"

  1. Multi-level
  2. lists
    1. are now
    2. supported
  3. although
    1. it's not obvious
    2. how you would
  4. format them
    1. if you didn't have one
    2. parent item between
      1. each
      2. sublist

This is code here.

This is a test link

this should go back to first

bq.* Can blockquotes
* contain lists
* now?

2003-07-27 09:03:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Web::Blosxom::Plugins::Textile

Parents' Day, 2003

Today is Parents' Day, 2003.

My Administration is committed to supporting our Nation's families. We are working with faith-based and community organizations to promote healthy marriages, responsible parenting, and education. And we are committed to fully funding and supporting the Promoting Safe and Stable Families Program, which helps strengthen family bonds, promote adoption, and provide help for vulnerable children across our country.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States and consistent with Public Law 103-362, as amended, do hereby proclaim Sunday, July 27, 2003, as Parents' Day. I encourage all Americans to express their respect and appreciation to parents everywhere for their contributions to their children, families, communities, and our Nation. I also call upon citizens to observe this day with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities

2003-07-27 02:21:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day, 2003

Today is Korean War Veterans Armistice Day, 2003.

The Military Armistice Agreement of July 27, 1953, ended 3 years of bitter warfare on the Korean Peninsula and stopped the spread of Communism in Korea, signaling to the world America's resolve to stand against tyranny and totalitarian regimes. Fifty years later, our Nation remains grateful for the bravery and sacrifice of our Korean War veterans. They defended human freedom, liberated the oppressed, and selflessly protected the democratic ideals that made our Nation strong. Their efforts reflect the honorable and decent spirit of America. More than 34,000 of America's service men and women gave their lives in battle in the Korean War. As we continue our fight to extend freedom today, we remember and honor their sacrifices and those of their families.

The Congress, by Public Law 104-19 as amended (36 U.S.C. 127), has designated July 27, 2003, as "National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day" and has authorized and requested the President to issue a proclamation in observance of this day.

Although the proclamation doesn't mention it, this is the last year for National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day, at least as required by law:

Designation. - July 27 of each year until 2003 is National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day.

2003-07-27 00:00:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Olianna

Another good reason to join DOMAI -- Olianna:

Oh oh Olianna Oh oh Olianna

Just one set so far, but we can hope.

And no, I don't get a kickback or anything.

2003-07-26 19:02:00 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::DOMAI

US Guilty

The Pyongyang International Tribunal on US Crimes in Korea has announced its unbiased verdict!

Verdict of Pyongyang International Tribunal on U.S. crimes
Pyongyang, July 25 (KCNA) -- The international joint justice team of the Pyongyang international tribunal on U.S. crimes in Korea announced its verdict today. According to the verdict, the international joint justice team considered that all the criminal acts committed by the United States in Korea from 1945 to 2003 are grave violations of the un charter, the universal declaration of human rights, the charter and the principles of the international military tribunal of nuremberg, the codes on crimes against human peace and security, the 1949 Geneva Conventions and other international laws and regulations and principles, and held that the U.S. government should bear full responsibility for them.
The verdict reads:
1.The U.S. government and the other accused mentioned in the indictment are guilty of the charges leveled by the prosecution and detailed in the indictment submitted to the tribunal.
2.The U.S. government must make an official apology for all its criminal acts in Korea, and make due compensation for physical, mental and material losses inflicted upon the Korean people.
3.The U.S. must find out all those involved in planning, preparation, organization, instruction, execution and backing of the crimes against the Korean people, and sentence them to criminal punishment.
4.The U.S. must enact a relevant law for it to assume full responsibility for its crimes on the Korean Peninsula, and establish a special institution in congress and administration with the mandate to investigate and address this issue.
5.The U.S. government must immediately abandon its hostile policy towards the DPRK, put an end to its military threat against it, sign a non-aggression treaty with it, and settle the issue of peace on the Korean peninsula in a peaceful way through the DPRK-U.S. talks.
6.The U.S. must immediately pull its troops and all nuclear weapons from the south of Korea, and end its political pressure, economic sanctions and blockade, and psychological warfare against the DPRK.
7.The U.S. government must refrain from interfering in the internal affairs of Korea, contrary to the will of the Korean people to reunify the country by the Korean nation itself in a peaceful way, true to the June 15 North-South Joint Declaration.
This verdict has been reached on the basis of objective and fair principles of setting up the tribunal and its procedures and the U.S. government has a legal and moral obligation to take practical measures in this regard.

Now, I know what you're thinking -- this was a show trial by a communist regime whose outcome was pre-determined. But it's not so! The tribunal was co-sponsored by the International Democratic Organizations and the Korean Committee for Solidarity with the World People and the presiding judge was itendra Sharma, chairman of the International Association of Democratic Lawyers. Moreover,

Speeches were made by Masataka Mori, head of a group of investigation into damage by U.S. germ warfare: Kristian Robert Carter, representative of the British Friendship Society with Korea: J. Gary Campbell, head of a delegation of the U.S. veterans' organization for the peace: Kim Jin Bom, vice-chairman of the Korean Democratic Lawyers Association: and Hussein Mujalli, representative of the Arab Lawyers Union and chairman of the Jordanian Lawyers Association.

They're democratic! They're for peace! How could they be biased?

2003-07-26 18:15:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane::NorthKorea

Blosxom 2.0 release

I'm now running Blosxom 2.0 release version, with one minor patch. If you notice anything that seems broken or otherwise different, please let me know.

2003-07-24 05:31:00 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Meta

It is well known a fact that a great number of cultural treasures of the Korean nation are on display at most of museums and galleries in the United States.

U.S. imperialists' looting of Korean national treasures

Pyongyang, July 22 (KCNA) -- Recorded in the U.S. imperialists' 100-odd-year-long history of aggression on Korea are evidences of their looting of cultural treasures. Even after the liberation of Korea on August 15, 1945 they took away a large number of treasures from South Korea.
Gregory Henderson, an official of the U.S. embassy in Seoul, took many pieces of historic relics to the United States from South Korea in seven years from Juche 37 (1948).
At Ohio State University in 1969 he exhibited 143 pieces of relics including those dating back to the 12th century and the 18th century. The U.S. imperialists robbed a museum in Seoul of even a gold crown of the Silla era in the spring of 1949.
During the Korean War (June 1950-July 1953), they bombed many cultural relics and remains and took away more than 6,700 pieces from the northern half of Korea, 1,200 pieces from the Kyongbok Palace Museum in Seoul, and 6,000 pieces from the Toksu Palace gallery, over 14,500 pieces in all.
After the war they have continued destroying and looting valuable cultural relics and remains in South Korea.
It is well known a fact that a great number of cultural treasures of the Korean nation are on display at most of museums and galleries in the United States.

2003-07-23 09:58:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Motto

Aneli

If you were a member of DOMAI, you could see the other 172 pictures of this lovely young woman.

If that won't convince you, I don't know what will.

Aneli sitting, looking at the camera Aneli looking coy Aneli showing she's limber Aneli doing ballet Aneli doing gymastics Aneli doing a handspring Aneli from behind, oh my Aneli in a bed of beautiful hair Aneli the angel Aneli looking away Aneli making me say 'Uhhh' Aneli after swimming Aneli in the pool Aneli swimming Aneli in a chair

2003-07-22 23:07:00 | Comments (51) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::DOMAI

Where to get big balloons

teedlo asks, "I just want to know where you can get huge balloons like that. Anyone know?".

I didn't, but looking at the various looner sites gives some useful google keywords, like tuftex, qualatex and unique (okay, that one isn't actually very useful). Those take us to Balloon Lovers Corner (where they cleverly use Java instead of html for their navigation links, so your browser will run more slowly, it won't work for paranoid people, and you can't tell that those things are links until you click on them), Balloon Ideas, Big Balloon Factory, Qualatex and Prosper Balloons.

And then, of course, I remembered Ken "Тату Kissing" William's post with the scary scary picture, from Big Boys Balloons.

2003-07-22 08:57:00 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::HowStuffWorks

I Must Increase My Bust

Lords of Acid's "I Must Increase My Bust" as on Lust

Do that thing!

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I've got to admit, I'm obsessed by tits
I've had this problems since I was a kid
I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
Cuz she had [big|three] tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older. I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

Do that thing!

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

My ass just got big and my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something cuz I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and seeds
I looked like a faggot a vamp in 3-d
The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
Of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

Do that thing!

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan, the idea it's real cool
i decided to go to a gymnastics school,
there I found out that I'm not alone
suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
so when I wake up or go back into bed
I rmeember the wise words that my teacher said:
"if you want a man to drown in your lust,
you must, you must increase your bust"

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

Do that thing!

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

2003-07-22 06:49:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | CopyrightCartel::Music::LordsOfAcid

Captive Nations Week, 2003

Captive Nations Week, 2003 started July 20th; the proclamation was supposedly issued the 18th but wasn't posted on the web until today.

During Captive Nations Week, first declared in 1959 as a statement against the continuing Communist domination of Eastern Europe, America expresses its dedication to freedom and democracy. While many countries around the world uphold these principles, millions of people still live under regimes that violate their citizens' rights daily. In countries such as Burma and Iran, citizens lack the right to choose their government, speak out against oppres-sion, and practice their religion freely. The despot who rules Cuba imprisons political opponents and crushes peaceful opposition, while in North Korea hundreds of thousands languish in prison camps and citizens suffer from malnutrition as the regime pursues weapons of mass destruction. Violence, corruption, and mismanagement reign in Zimbabwe and an authori-tarian government in Belarus smothers political dissent.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim July 20 through July 26, 2003, as Captive Nations Week. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate ceremonies and activities and to reaffirm their commitment to all those seeking liberty, justice, and self-determination.

2003-07-22 06:30:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

Ultimate Swimsuit Silliness

Update: I think we're getting this straightened out in a way that will make everyone happy, so the rest of this post is being removed.

2003-07-21 19:53:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::WellKinda

Davis Can't Replace Himself

I asked earlier if Gray Davis could run to replace himself, if he's recalled. It turns out he can't, according to the California Contitution, 2.15.c:

The officer [being recalled] may not be a candidate,

2003-07-21 08:15:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

A Pretty Girl Is Like...

A pretty girl is like a pretty girl

The Magnetic Fields' "Book of Love" as on 69 Love Songs (Volume 1)

A pretty girl is like a minstrel show:
It makes you laugh
It makes you cry
You go, it just isn't the same on radio
It's all about the makeup and the dancing and the "ohhh"

A pretty girl is like a violent crime:
If you do it wrong you could do time
But if you do it right it is sublime

I'm so love in love you girl it's like I'm on the moon
I can't really breathe
But I feel lighter

A melody is like a pretty girl
Who cares if it's the dumbest in the world
It's all about the way it unfurls

A pretty girl is like a pretty girl

2003-07-20 08:06:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | CopyrightCartel::Music::MagneticFields

Can Davis replace himself?

As you know, Bob, there's an effort underway to recall California Governor Gray Davis, and it looks likely that such an election will be held this September. The question would be held in two parts : should Davis be recalled, and who should replace him? The recall question would be decided by majority vote, but the replacement question by simple plurality. That, combined with the relative ease of making the ballot (65 signatures + $3500 or 10,065 signatures) will very possibly lead to the election of a governor with a very small approval rating, possibly even lower than Davis's.

So, my question is, can Davis run to replace himself? He's apparently exceedingly unpopular, but with a fragmented opposition he might still be the most popular person in the race.

The Secretary of State's FAQ says:

Who can run as a replacement candidate?
A replacement candidate must meet existing legal qualifications and requirements to run for the office of Governor. For example, a candidate must be a U.S. citizen, a registered voter and otherwise qualified to vote for that office at the time nomination papers are issued.

Davis certainly meets all those requirements.

Does something actually specify that a recall-ee can't run to replace him or herself?

2003-07-19 17:41:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics

The Things We Did and Didn't Do

The Magnetic Fields' "The Things We Did and Didn't Do" as on 69 Love Songs (Volume 1)

All the things I knew I didn't know and didn't want to know
that you told me just to tell me later that you told me so
come flooding back to me now come on come on
come flooding back to me now

All the things we said you'd never say and you said anyway
the things we did and didn't do the things we did and didn't do
come flooding back to me now

2003-07-18 23:07:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | CopyrightCartel::Music::MagneticFields

Lorna

Thanks to Pagan Moss of SLA and Peep Show Stories for a pointer to the lovely Lorna.

Lorna with beautiful breasts Lorna with beautiful breasts Lorna with beautiful breasts Lorna with beautiful breasts Lorna with beautiful breasts

2003-07-18 21:58:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Bill Ward

The Glamour Girls of Bill Ward [amazon], a collection of some of Bill Ward's 1950s drawings, was supposed to be released this May; according to Amazon it still isn't available, but hopefully soon.

In the meantime...

There's a gallery in Brazil:

Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing

And there's a section of the Great American Pin-Up Girls gallery (which, of course, is a Russian site):

Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing

And there's a section in The Pun-up Files :

Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing Bill Ward drawing

And finally, there's the official site, Women of Ward :

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There are some very affordable prints available.

2003-07-18 10:43:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::ArtSmut

Komichi ii? Boobs

There's a new asian-oriented babe log called Kimochi ii?; some of my favorite pics of the first few days are below:

Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl Pretty asian girl

Not that I have a thing about boobs, nuh uh. I can't imagine why people keep saying that.

2003-07-18 04:16:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Create-Your-Own-Caption #7

Pussy Kissing Breast The schoolyard classic: "Tough Titty" said the kitty "but the milk's still good"

how about "OUCH!!!" - msl

yum

Well jerry he didn't always look like that but he grew up that way.




2003-07-18 00:12:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Caption

XEmacs Versions

  • 20.3.8 "Copenhagen"
  • 20.3.9 "Sofia"
  • 20.3.10 "Athens"
  • 20.3.11 "Stockholm"
  • 20.3.12 "Helsinki"
  • 20.3.13 "Brussels"
  • 20.3.14 "Vienna"
  • 20.3.15 "Berlin"
  • 20.3.16 "Budapest"
  • 20.3.17 "Bucharest"
  • 20.3.18 "Bratislava"
  • 20.3.19 "Kiev"
  • 20.3.20 "Tirana"
  • 20.3.21 "Bern"
  • 20.3.22 "Minsk"
  • 20.3.23 "Sarajevo"
  • 20.3.24 "Ljubljana"
  • 20.3.25 "Prague"
  • 20.3.26 "Riga"
  • 20.3.27 "Skopje"
  • 20.3.28 "Reykjavik"
  • 20.4.1 "Century"
  • 20.4.2 "Alpine"
  • 20.4.3 "Altai Mountain"
  • 20.4.4 "American Cashmere"
  • 20.4.5 "Anglo-Nubian"
  • 20.4.6 "Angora"
  • 20.4.7 "Appenzell"
  • 20.4.8 "Arapawa Island"
  • 20.4.9 "Australian Goat"
  • 20.4.10 "Barbari"
  • 20.4.11 "Beetal"
  • 20.5.12 "Bhuj"
  • 20.5.13 "Boer"
  • 20.5.14 "Booted Goat"
  • 20.5.15 "British Alpine"
  • 20.5.16 "Caninde"
  • 20.5.17 "Chapar"
  • 20.5.18 "Daera Din Panah"
  • 20.5.19 "Damani"
  • 20.5.20 "Don"
  • 20.5.21 "Golden Guernsey"
  • 20.5.22 "Grison's Striped"
  • 20.5.23 "Jining Grey"
  • 20.5.24 "Kaghani"
  • 20.5.25 "Kamori"
  • 20.5.26 "Kiko"
  • 20.5.27 "Kinder"
  • 20.5.28 "LaMancha"
  • 20.5.29 "Loashan"
  • 20.5.30 "Moxoto"
  • 21.0. "Benadir"
  • 21.0. "Corsican"
  • 21.0. "Danish Landrace"
  • 21.0. "Erzgeberg"
  • 21.0. "Finnish Landrace"
  • 21.0. "Irish Goat"
  • 21.0. "Norwegian"
  • 21.0. "Poitou"
  • 21.0. "Swedish Landrace"
  • 21.0. "Thuringian"
  • 21.0. "Toggenburg"
  • 21.0. "Uzbek Black"
  • 21.0. "Zhong Wei"
  • 21.0.1 ""
  • 21.0.31 "Myotonic"
  • 21.0.32 "Nachi"
  • 21.0.33 "Nigerian Dwarf"
  • 21.0.34 "Oberhasli"
  • 21.0.35 "Peacock Goat"
  • 21.0.36 "Philippine"
  • 21.0.37 "Pygmy"
  • 21.0.38 "Repartida"
  • 21.0.39 "Russian White"
  • 21.0.40 "Saanen"
  • 21.0.41 "San Clemente"
  • 21.0.42 "Somali"
  • 21.0.43 "Spanish"
  • 21.0.58 "Poitou58"
  • 21.0.59 "Poitou59"
  • 21.0.60 "Poitou60"
  • 21.0.61 "Poitou61"
  • 21.0.62 "Pyrenean"
  • 21.0.63 "Pyrenean63"
  • 21.0.64 "20"
  • 21.0.65 "20"
  • 21.0.66 "20 minutes to Nikko"
  • 21.0.67 "20 minutes to Nikko"
  • 21.1.10 "Capitol Reef"
  • 21.1.11 "Carlsbad Caverns"
  • 21.1.12 "Channel Islands"
  • 21.1.13 "Crater Lake"
  • 21.1.14 "Cuyahoga Valley"
  • 21.1.2 "20 Minutes to Nikko"
  • 21.1.3 "Acadia"
  • 21.1.4 "Arches"
  • 21.1.5 "Badlands"
  • 21.1.6 "Big Bend"
  • 21.1.7 "Biscayne"
  • 21.1.8 "Bryce Canyon"
  • 21.1.9 "Canyonlands"
  • 21.2.1 "Aeolus"
  • 21.2.2 "Aether"
  • 21.2.3 "Aglaia"
  • 21.2.4 "Aglaophonos"
  • 21.2.5 "Aphrodite"
  • 21.2.6 "Apollo"
  • 21.2.7 "Ares"
  • 21.2.8 "Artemis"
  • 21.2.9 "Athena"
  • 21.2.10 "Boreas"
  • 21.2.11 "Calliope"
  • 21.2.12 "Clio"
  • 21.2.13 "Demeter"
  • 21.2.14 "Dionysos"
  • 21.2.15 "Sakuragawa"
  • 21.2.16 "Sumida"
  • 21.2.17 "Chiyoda"
  • 21.2.18 "Toshima"
  • 21.2.19 "Shinjuku"
  • 21.2.20 "Yoko"
  • 21.2.21 "Euterpe"
  • 21.2.22 "Mercedes"
  • 21.2.23 "Hebe"
  • 21.2.24 "Hecate"
  • 21.2.25 "Hephaestus"
  • 21.2.26 "Millenium"
  • 21.2.27 "Hera"
  • 21.2.28 "Hermes"
  • 21.2.29 "Hestia"
  • 21.2.30 "Hygeia"
  • 21.2.31 "Iris"
  • 21.2.32 "Kastor & Polydeukes"
  • 21.2.33 "Melpomene"
  • 21.2.34 "Molpe"
  • 21.2.35 "Nike"
  • 21.2.36 "Notus"
  • 21.2.37 "Pan"
  • 21.2.38 "Peisinoë"
  • 21.2.39 "Millennium"
  • 21.2.40 "Persephone"
  • 21.2.41 "Polyhymnia"
  • 21.2.42 "Poseidon"
  • 21.2.43 "Terspichore"
  • 21.2.44 "Thalia"
  • 21.2.45 "Thelxepeia"
  • 21.2.46 "Urania"
  • 21.2.47 "Zephir"
  • 21.4.0 "Solid Vapor"
  • 21.4.1 "Copyleft"
  • 21.4.2 "Developer-Friendly Unix APIs"
  • 21.4.3 "Academic Rigor"
  • 21.4.4 "Artificial Intelligence"
  • 21.4.5 "Civil Service"
  • 21.4.6 "Common Lisp"
  • 21.4.7 "Economic Science"
  • 21.4.8 "Honest Recruiter"
  • 21.4.9 "Informed Management"
  • 21.4.10 "Military Intelligence"
  • 21.4.11 "Native Windows TTY Support"
  • 21.4.12 "Portable Code"
  • 21.4.13 "Rational FORTRAN"
  • 21.5.0 "alfalfa"
  • 21.5.1 "anise"
  • 21.5.2 "artichoke"
  • 21.5.3 "asparagus"
  • 21.5.4 "bamboo"
  • 21.5.5 "beets"
  • 21.5.6 "bok choi"
  • 21.5.7 "broccoflower"
  • 21.5.8 "broccoli"
  • 21.5.9 "brussels sprouts"
  • 21.5.10 "burdock"
  • 21.5.11 "cabbage"
  • 21.5.12 "carrot"
  • 21.5.13 "cauliflower"
  • 21.5.14 "cassava"

2003-07-17 11:44:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Software

Garnome Versions

  • Preview Six - "The Dutch Finger"
  • GARNOME 0.10.5: "42 Days, 42 Nights"
  • GARNOME 0.12.1: "Can't Dance In These Old Shoes"
  • GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"
  • GARNOME 0.14.0: "Shoes with Zippers"
  • GARNOME 0.15.0: "The Little Furnace"
  • GARNOME 0.16.0: "Hot Morning Furnace"
  • GARNOME 0.17.0: "Next Big Thing"
  • GARNOME 0.19.3: "Smack's up!"
  • GARNOME 0.19.5: "Intergalactic War"
  • GARNOME 0.20.0: "Back in the Pan"
  • GARNOME 0.25.0: "Dude, when is the next GARNOME coming out?"

Additions, corrections, and annotations welcomed.

2003-07-17 10:22:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Software

Pan Versions updated

I've incorporated some corrections and updates into the Pan Versions list, thanks to Charles Kerr (okay, the link is a 404, but that's where his homepage would be, according to the Pan contact page).

2003-07-17 10:02:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Software

You're probably a dentist — some kind of weird boob dentist.

Internet Mammogram hatemail

I don't know if this is a joke or real. If it's a joke, then you'll have a lot of explaining to do when the CIA gets a hold of you. You can't just be confusing people like this with terrorists on the loose. My neighbors friend was in tower two. Get it? I bet you think that's funny too, you stupid asshole. The first amendment allows too many people like you to say anything they want, even if it's garbage. I can't ever walk outside without some type of muslim parade. Free speech isn't for everyone, especially if they're liars like you. BUT if this is for real. You don't know anything about science. You're probably not ever a doctore. And if you are, you're probably a dentist--some kind of weird boob dentist.

2003-07-17 07:12:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Motto

Who's That, #6

Thanks to mskl for doing the summaries on this one! Laziness is its own reward.

Michelle Meyrink

So, who is that? It's Michelle Meyrink, as 88 of you knew (three within mere minutes of posting her picture. I love my readers!), either by name or by description (ie, "that awesome girl from Real Genius!").

Other semi-reasonable guesses: Drew Barrymore (37), Selma Blair (24), Melanie griffith (5), Phoebe Cates (4), Molly Ringwald (3), Jodie Foster (3), Bridget Fonda (2), Demi Moore (2), Data's daughter (1), and "the cock-suckotron pleasurebot from orbitron V" (1).

Completely unreasonable guesses included James Marsters (2) and Bob Dole (1).

And, of course, there were the persistent confusions over search box vs. who's-that box: Corina Ungureanu (4), Milosovici (2), etc.

And what's the deal with somali nudes and urdu sex stories?

2003-07-16 22:37:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta

Barbie Griffin aka Mxxxxxxx MxCxxxx

Even more update: I was lied to, explicitely and repeatedly. Michell McCurry _is_ Barbie Griffin, and probably all these other people too. I'm re-instating most of the rest of this post. (Two pictures have been removed at their copyright holders' demand)

Further Update: In an attempt to flush out some seach results harmful to her career, the name of the non-Barbie-Griffin woman in this saga has been 'x'ed out.

Update: I'm told by Tracy Reed, Mxxxxxxx MxCxxxx's manager, that she is not Barbie Griffin. As such, the rest of this post is being removed -- expect to see some Mxxxxxxx MxCxxxx pics back soon under just her own name.


Michelle in the bath According to Simon, Barbie Griffin's real name is Michelle McCurry. Frankly, she's generic looking enough that I'm having trouble telling if they're the same person, but assuming he's right...

Sminky Models has a profile of her with a few small pictures:

Michelle in a bubblebath Michelle in a bikini Michelle in a bikini Michelle, dressed Michelle, headshot


She is or was a Baron DaParre model, and he has quite a few mages available, such as:

Michelle McCurry's boobs Michelle McCurry in an orange top Michelle McCurry barely in uniform Michelle McCurry taking a shower Michelle McCurry eating watermelon Michelle McCurry eating watermelon

She also is or was a Botnar model; they just have a few images of her, but they're the best I've seen, such as the one above in the bath:

Michelle in a bikini Michelle in bed

Her main agency seems to be Reed and Company, whose website was down for the past few days, but is up at the moment. They also have quite a few pics (includng the Botnar ones), such as:

Michelle in a white shirt Michelle in mesh Michelle in black Michelle in light blue Michelle in blue Michelle in sweet mesh