Balance Bracelet
From the "what the fuck?" department..
The Balance Bracelet was designed in Spain. Each Balance Bracelet is handcrafted of German surgical steel; the terminals are made with 6 different alloys and are coated in both 18k and 24k gold. The Balance Bracelet is available in Men's Oversize (7 3/4" and above), Men's Standard (7"-7 3/4"), Women's Oversize (7"-7 3/4") and Women's Standard (7" and under). Product includes: Trezenda Classic Gold Balance Bracelet.
All this, for only $80!
So, um, what does it do?
The manufacturer makes no claim that there is a scientific consensus regarding this product. The statements on this site have not been evaluated by the FDA. The product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. The Balance Bracelet is a non-medical device. Consult doctor before using if you have a pace-maker or other electronic medical device in place. Always read and follow manufacturer's directions that come with this product.
Yes, that's right, it does absolutely nothing. But presumably there are people out there who have become convinced that Spanish-designed German-crafted surgical steel mixed with 6 (count 'em -- 1, 2, 3, crunch!) different alloys will...do something or other.
Poor Mr. Barnum was born too early.
2003-06-17 19:17:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::HowStuffWorks::Bullshit
