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2003-06-30 23:59:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Referers

Cyveillance gets the kids.us monitoring contract

According to the Washington Post, NeuStar ended up going with Cyveillance for the kids.us monitoring. That's an odd choice -- so far as I know, Cyveillance doesn't have any experience with inappropriate-material filtering, just with trademark & copyright matters.

Washington, D.C.-based NeuStar Inc., which owns the government contract to operate dot-us, plans to use a combination of technology and human supervision to patrol the kids.us space. The company has enlisted Arlington, Va.-based Cyveillance to perform routine scans of kids.us addresses using its "spidering" technology. Cyveillance will flag questionable material and send it to NeuStar for review. Depending on how badly the material violates the rules, NeuStar either will shut down the offending site immediately or give operators a few hours to remove the material on their own.

NeuStar employees could be forced to make thousands of decisions that can't be left to a computer, said Ram Mohan, chief technical officer for Dublin-based Internet addressing firm Afilias LLC and a former spider software developer.

I'm standing by my earlier predictions that kids.us will be a dud, that there will never be more than a couple dozen kids.us domains registered. The rules are too onerous and the benefit too slight for anybody to want to give up their well-known .com address for this.

2003-06-30 13:07:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::DNS

In a film she once saw a girl was fucked by a dog so she went to the petstore but felt stupid and came home with a goldfish in a plastic bag.

"No More Lonely Nights" from No Talking Just Head.

Two love stories

She installed a video camera over her bed in the bedroom.

No more lonely nights.

In a film she once saw, a girl was fucked by a dog, so she went to the pet store, but felt stupid, and came home with a goldfish in a plastic bag. The fish's name is 'Superman'. He would circle the bowl world in five minutes.

No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights

This is two love stories

She goes to bed with a lipstick and a box of chocolate. She read in a book once that chocolate was good both in you and on you for sexual pleasure. Superman watches glossy-eyed, camera staring mute, blinking encouragingly down at the big bed where she has fallen asleep, fingers smeared with 'Kissing Red' and melted chocolate, Superman and the remote control still in a cramped grip.

No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights

Two love stories

For your birthday I'll give you scissors -- shining, silver, sharp! -- to cut me open and step right in. You know I am hot enough to keep you warm when winter comes. Oh, it would suit you good, it would do you good. You can do it, you've done it before. Take my milky white and make yourself a coat. Cut me open and step right in. I'm sick of being without you. Believe me, the pain means nothing.

No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights
No more lonely nights

Two love stories

Infected by your tongue when kissing, the I.V. love shock that took me for a ride never ending. I guess I should have known that needle'd been around. The disease of loving you spread fast through the blood. I lost everything I had for you. I lost everything I was for you. I used to have a language. I used to have a name. I used to have a name.

No more lonely nights
Now I have yours
No more lonely nights
Snakebite
No more lonely nights
Stabbing
No more lonely nights
Sex

I wanted to tell two love stories
One would be the story
The other
Would be the story
About love.

2003-06-29 18:40:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Motto

Amazon via RSS, in Perl

As previously mentioned, Sean Nolan has a very cool public Amazon RSS service, which he graciously supplies source for -- in ASP and XSLT.

I wanted to tweak a few things (remove the reviews from the description, give better feed titles for browsenode and authorsearch feeds (alas, only slightly better for browsenode), better links for the channel URL), but I don't have an ASP system, so I rewrote the scripts in perl.

If anybody's interested in tweaking further, the source is available under the same terms as Sean's original. You'll need perl, XML::Simple, LWP::Simple, XML::RSS and an Amazon developer's key; the URL arguments should be drop-in compatible with the original.

2003-06-29 09:08:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Web::RSS

Barbie Griffin

Thanks to a comment from Mike, I have now seen some photos of the elusive suddenly-popular Barbie Griffin; evidentally the only place to get more is Mac and Bumble.

She's not really my cup o' tea, but since I somehow got to be the go-to place for her name...

Anonymous blonde with fake boobs Anonymous blonde with fake boobs Anonymous blonde with fake boobs

2003-06-28 13:11:00 | Comments (69) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen::WellKinda

Debra Jo Fondren

Debra Jo Fondren was Playmate of the Month in September 1977, and Playmate of the Year 1978. At its longest, her hair was nearly 60 inches long.

Playboy Centerfold, September 1977 Debra Jo brushing her hair Debra Jo in fetish clothes Debra Jo tied up Debra Jo well-lit, brushing her hair Debra Jo montage Debra Jo in nice lingerie

2003-06-28 04:50:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

God Hates America

7 year old boy holding 'God Hates America' sign What a lovely group of loving christians Fred Phelps has created.

As soon-to-be-graduates passed by and stared at the protest, Phelps-Roper said: "They're going to hell. You're looking at dead people walking."

And I guess right-thinkers aren't ever going to die?

When one undergraduate walked by and cracked a joke about one of the s Sept. 11 sign, Phelps-Roper said the student's sarcasm indicated that her message had gotten through.

bq. "You see, he got the the message," she said. "In the day of judgment...that guy is not going to be able to say 'I didn't know.'"

My god, you can just hear the glee in her voice, can't you? She thinks she's sent someone to hell (before, he might have been able to scrape by in purgatory, I'd think she thinks), and that seems to be the whole point.

2003-06-27 19:57:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane

So, how do people get AIDS?

Girl With AIDS Charged After Not Telling Partners

Prosecutors charged Amber Jo Sours (pictured, left) with a four-year felony after police identified four men who claimed they had sex with her and didn't know she carried AIDS.

Sours has been in the juvenile court system since she gave birth to a child at the age of 12. It was not known how Sours may have contracted the disease.

I'm no hotshot reporter type, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and make a guess...

2003-06-27 17:31:00 | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0) | CopyrightCartel::Newspapers

Belgian Fries

Boycotting French Fries but think Freedom Fries are sily? Just want something new?

Belgian Fries look yummy. Too bad it involves cooking...

2003-06-27 17:23:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::Food

GoogleDance

The GoogleDance is Google's index update; being a large system, the updates take a while, during which search results may be inconsistent (more than usual, even). The Google Dance Tool is useful for comparing the various results Google might return.

2003-06-27 17:16:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Search

Lawrence et al v. Texas

As pretty much everyone has mentioned, the Supreme Court decided today (well, yesterday for most of you) that Texas doesn't have the right to forbid anal sex between gay men.

As so many others have said, this is great news for gay people. It's great news for straight people too, though, and for people of any of the dozens or hundreds of other persuasions possible.

It's good news for gay people in the four states where sodomy laws applied only to same-sex couples; it's good news for everybody who enjoys non-intercourse sex in the 9 states (plus Puerto Rico and the military) with general sodomy laws.

It's good news for unmarried people in the states that criminalize cohabitation or fornication (such as Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Minnesota, North Carolina, Virginia and possibly others).

It's good news for married-but-straying people, swingers, polyamourites, and practitioners of various other open marriages in states that criminalize adultery (such as Florida, North Carolina and possibly others).

It's good news for the kinky (er, those who like their sex lewd and lascivious) in states like Florida, Massachusetts and Virginia.

It's good news for men and women in North Carolina who like staying in hotels with one another.

It may even be good news for divorced couples trying to reconcile in Michigan.

Resolution of this case depends on whether petitioners were free as adults to engage in private conduct in the exercise of their liberty under the Due Process Clause. For this inquiry the Court deems it necessary to reconsider its Bowers holding. The Bowers Court's initial substantive statement -- "The issue presented is whether the Federal Constitution confers a fundamental right upon homosexuals to engage in sodomy ... ," 478 U. S., at 190 -- discloses the Court's failure to appreciate the extent of the liberty at stake. To say that the issue in Bowers was simply the right to engage in certain sexual conduct demeans the claim the individual put forward, just as it would demean a married couple were it said that marriage is just about the right to have sexual intercourse. Although the laws involved in Bowers and here purport to do not more than prohibit a particular sexual act, their penalties and purposes have more farreaching consequences, touching upon the most private human conduct, sexual behavior, and in the most private of places, the home. They seek to control a personal relationship that, whether or not entitled to formal recognition in the law, is within the liberty of persons to choose without being punished as criminals. The liberty protected by the Constitution allows homosexual persons the right to choose to enter upon relationships in the confines of their homes and their own private lives and still retain their dignity as free persons.

Bowers was not correct when it was decided, and it is not correct today. It ought not to remain binding precedent. Bowers v. Hardwick should be and now is overruled. The present case does not involve minors. It does not involve persons who might be injured or coerced or who are situated in relationships where consent might not easily be refused. It does not involve public conduct or prostitution. It does not involve whether the government must give formal recognition to any relationship that homosexual persons seek to enter. The case does involve two adults who, with full and mutual consent from each other, engaged in sexual practices common to a homosexual lifestyle. The petitioners are entitled to respect for their private lives. The State cannot demean their existence or control their destiny by making their private sexual conduct a crime. Their right to liberty under the Due Process Clause gives them the full right to engage in their conduct without intervention of the government. "It is a promise of the Constitution that there is a realm of personal liberty which the government may not enter." Casey, supra, at 847.

2003-06-27 08:25:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Legal

Miriam Gonzalez

Miriam Gonzalez gallery

Miriam Gonzalez Miriam Gonzalez Miriam Gonzalez

2003-06-27 06:09:00 | Comments (53) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Real RSS Validator?

Dive Into Mark nicely summarizes some of the most-recent Recent Unpleasantness in the RSS world.

Nowadays, namespaces are funky, and funky is wrong, because everyone must do RSS exactly as UserLand does. The RSS validator is now known as Mark and Sam's validator, where Mark and Sam are grand arbiters making lots of value judgements that people "be on our case about".

Thank you, Brad. Thank you for proving exactly why we need a new format that is vendor-neutral, freely extensible, and thoroughly specified. I couldn't have said it better myself.

echo is looking promising, at least. Thank goodness.

2003-06-25 23:33:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Web::RSS

Black Music Month, 2003

If one assumes that the amount of pre-warning the President gives us for these things is proportional to how seriously he wants us to take them, then Black Music Month is about as un-serious as possible.

African-American music continues to influence the American music scene today with styles such as rap and hip-hop. As we celebrate the many creative and inspiring African-American artists whose efforts have enhanced our Nation, we recognize their enduring legacy and look to a future of continued musical achievement.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2003 as Black Music Month. I encourage Americans of all backgrounds to learn more about the heritage of black musicians, and to celebrate the remarkable role they have played in our history and culture.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-fourth day of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and twenty-seventh.

What am I complaining about? There's a whole week left in this month!

2003-06-25 00:18:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Observances

How Do Windows Users Put Up With This Crap? #1: RealOne

So here I am using Widnows for a reasonably valid reason. I have a notepad window open, a Command Prompt window (ie, a DOS box, except it isn't really), and a PuTTY window. That's it -- no browser, no media player, nuttin.

I'm typing along, and up pops a helpful window. If I knew how, I'd take a screenshot of it, but I don't.

MediaType Helper

RealOne Player is currently not your default player for audio, video or other media types. Click 'Ok' to correct this.

The following types are affected:

-----------------------------------------

Audio Playlist

[More Options] [Ok]

Things to note at first glance: I didn't ask RealOne to do anything; by its own admission it's not the default media player, and I wasn't playing media anyway; it shouldn't be running at all. It is so sure of itself that that it tells me how to 'correct' a problem, not how to make a change if I want to. And, there's no 'cancel' button.

No cancel button? But what if I don't want it to be the default? Surely that's a reasonable possibility, right? Well, maybe it's hiding in the 'more options'?

Nope; when one clicks on 'more options', the only new options are 'Hide Options' and 'Remind Me Later'.

The closest one can come to telling this piece of software that it's wrong and to go away and to leave you alone is to affirmatively agree with its worldview and to ask it to bother you again later?

How (why) do people put UP with this shit?

Update: Over the next hour of using Windows, the same oh-so-helpful window appeared no less than 6 times.

2003-06-24 22:28:00 | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Windows::Crap

I'm a bright

when that happens, who knows, we may finally get a bright president.

Richard Dawkins has a Grauniad column on the power of language and consciousness-rising:

Geisert and Futrell are very insistent that their word is a noun and must not be an adjective. "I am bright" sounds arrogant. "I am a bright" sounds too unfamiliar to be arrogant: it is puzzling, enigmatic, tantalising. It invites the question, "What on earth is a bright?" And then you're away: "A bright is a person whose world view is free of supernatural and mystical elements. The ethics and actions of a bright are based on a naturalistic world view."

2003-06-24 14:40:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::Language

Luxe AKA Kimberly

SweetLocals has some previously-unseen pictures of Luxe, cleverly hidden under the name "Kimberly", supposedly of Akron Ohio (odd, then, that she's reading the Willamette Week).

Luxe aka Kimberly Luxe aka Kimberly Luxe aka Kimberly Luxe aka Kimberly

2003-06-23 17:25:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

Barbie Griffin

Who the fuck is Barbie Griffin and why are so many people looking for pictures of her?

2003-06-22 05:09:00 | Comments (83) | TrackBack (0) | Meta

The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get

The Cure, "Fear of Ghosts"

Like a feeling that I'm
down deep inside my heart
Like I'm looking out through
Splitting blood red
Windows in my heart
From a higher up than heaven
And a harder down than stone
Shake the fear that always clawing
Pulls me clawing down alone
As I spitting splitting blood red
Breaking windows in my heart
And the past is taunting
Fear of ghosts
Is forcing me apart

And the further I get
From the things that I care about
The less I care about
How much further away I get...

And the further I get
From the things that I care about
The less I care about
How much further away I get...

I am lost again
With everything gone
And more alone
Than I have ever been
I expect you to understand
To feel it too
But I know that even if you will
You cannot ever help me
Nor can I
Ever help you

2003-06-22 00:36:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Motto

Silicone Putty

Dow Corning's "3179 dilatant compound" seems to be the basis for Silly Putty and the like. Tim Spencer's putty page has images of the Material Safety Data Sheet:

DESCRIPTION

DOW CORNING ® 3179 dilatant compound is a coral-colored silicone polymer that exhibits high elasticity, high bounce and a unique combination of rheological properties. It offers ease of movement under low mechanical force and yet exhibits excellent resistance to slump or flow when at rest. It is virtually nontoxic and nonirritating to skin or eyes.

USES

DOW CORNING 3179 dilatant compound is designed specifically for the novelty toy market for use by children to bounce, stretch and snap. Its nonslumping characteristic offers an additional dimension to this product. It can be used to mold simple shapes such as cubes, rectangles and pyramids and retain these shapes for weeks, a feature that can expand the scope of this product from the novelty to the educational.

Its ingredients are:

65% - Dimethyl Siloxane, hydroxy-terminated polymers with boric acid
17% - Silica, quartz crystalline
9% - Thixotrol ST
4% - Polydimethylsiloxane
1% - Decamethyl cyclopentasiloxane
1% - Glycerine
1% - Titanium Dioxide

It can be ordered in its straight (coral-colored, like the classic Silly Putty ®) form from Dow Corning in 50 pound units (although you'll need to order at least 100 pounds to hit Dow Corning's minimum order amount).

Silly Putty ® can be bulk ordered in a few colors, in 5 lb blocks (apparently empty eggs can be ordered by the 100 as well).

Crazy Aaron's Puttyworld offers "Thinking Putty" in a variety of colors (some Glow in the Dark!) both by the 1/5lb tin and the 1lb bag, and they offer custom color matching services.

The Silicone Bouncing Putty portal has links to most of these, plus a mailing list and some sculpture pictures.

I also have some retail-bought putty that came in a peanut-shaped container rather than an egg, and which smells somewhat like Play-Do; I no longer remember the brand name and can't ID it. Does anybody know any more about this?

2003-06-21 23:09:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::HowStuffWorks

Suzanne

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by you can spend the night beside her
And you know she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from china
And just when you mean to tell her that you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength and she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover

And you want to travel with her and you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.

And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human he sank beneath your wisdom like a stone

And you want to travel with him and you want to travel blind
And you think maybe you'll trust him
For he's touched your perfect body with his mind.

Now Suzanne takes your hand and she leads you to the river
She is wearing rags and feathers from Salvation Army counters
And the sun pours down like honey on our lady of the harbour
And she shows you where to look among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed, there are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love and they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror

And you want to travel with her and you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind

2003-06-21 22:29:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | CopyrightCartel::Music::LeonardCohen

Jennifer Connelly

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2003-06-21 02:14:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::PrettyWomen

She Hulk Porn

Daze Reader points out the She Hulk Shrine

She Hulk #12 She Hulk #24 She Hulk #32

2003-06-19 21:46:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Smut::JustWeird

It's disturbing too see our teachers in strange positions with no clothes on.

Nude teacher calendar

2003-06-19 00:24:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Meta::Motto

Tinfoil Baseball Cap

Tinfoil Baseball Cap Tools for Wellness (which has a design blatantly stolen from Amazon) sells something they call a Cell Phone Cap.

Protect your brain from RF (radio-frequency) pollution with this handsome baseball style hat.

Specially designed to shield the head (30db or better) from frequencies of AM through microwave, including cellular phone frequencies.

Lined with a sophisticated fabric using polyester and finely spun silver coated copper fibers with extremely high reflective characteristics. The waves actually bounce off the fabric with little or no absorption and no electric discharging.

The rest of us would call this a "tinfoil baseball cap". Besides protecting you from cell phones, it's also good for keeping out the CIA's mind control rays. And since it looks like a normal baseball cap, THEY won't know you're on to THEM.

Only $40!

2003-06-18 18:53:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::HowStuffWorks::Bullshit

Blosxom Update Noodlings

Anthony Towns has a new blog, and he makes a pretty reasonable and interesting Blosxom suggestion

I think what would be nice is having blosxom see the files,

 -rw-r--r--    1 aj       aj            323 May 25 20:29 foo.txt
 -rw-r--r--    1 aj       aj             80 May 26 13:10 foo.txt-1
 -rw-r--r--    1 aj       aj            103 May 26 14:40 foo.txt-2

and magically translate that into an original entry, with two dated updates. You could then mark the files as uneditable once you've finished writing them, and not worry about accidently revising history.

A simple version of this would be pretty easy -- a plugin with a story() handler that looks for the -## files and just appends them, with an "Update ...:" header.

There are some interesting questions though about how it should act in the face of date sorting and specification; when showing index.html, should foo be listed as May 25 20:29 or May 26 14:40 (the former would be easier; the latter would be doable by supplying an entries()). When showing /2003/05/25 what should be shown? How about /2003/05/26?

2003-06-18 11:51:00 | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Web::Blosxom

Balance Bracelet

Ugly-ass bracelet From the "what the fuck?" department..

The Balance Bracelet was designed in Spain. Each Balance Bracelet is handcrafted of German surgical steel; the terminals are made with 6 different alloys and are coated in both 18k and 24k gold. The Balance Bracelet is available in Men's Oversize (7 3/4" and above), Men's Standard (7"-7 3/4"), Women's Oversize (7"-7 3/4") and Women's Standard (7" and under). Product includes: Trezenda Classic Gold Balance Bracelet.

All this, for only $80!

So, um, what does it do?

The manufacturer makes no claim that there is a scientific consensus regarding this product. The statements on this site have not been evaluated by the FDA. The product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. The Balance Bracelet is a non-medical device. Consult doctor before using if you have a pace-maker or other electronic medical device in place. Always read and follow manufacturer's directions that come with this product.

Yes, that's right, it does absolutely nothing. But presumably there are people out there who have become convinced that Spanish-designed German-crafted surgical steel mixed with 6 (count 'em -- 1, 2, 3, crunch!) different alloys will...do something or other.

Poor Mr. Barnum was born too early.

2003-06-17 19:17:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Misc::HowStuffWorks::Bullshit

CSS3 Selector Support chart

Backup Brain points to this MacEdition Guide to CSS3 Selector Support, which shows some interesting patterns: IE6/Win is pretty dismal, IE5/Mac is decent, and current versions of Mozilla and Safari (and others that use the same underpinnings) are pretty good.

The surprising standout is MSN for Mac -- it's got nearly complete support. This is IE/Mac's Tasman rendering engine with a different UI on top of it, and presumably Microsoft could release a very nice IE6/Mac pretty easily -- but of course, they've said they are't going to.

2003-06-17 15:31:00 | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Internet::Web::Design::CSS

Python Generators

Simon Willison points to a very cool example of Python 2.2's generators, showing both how simple and how powerful they are. He also points to an IBM article exploring them more in depth.

Are there reasonable ways to do this in Perl?

2003-06-17 14:31:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Computers::Programming::Languages::Python

Found Porn

Ken Тату kissing Williams has started a series on Found Porn.

Off in one corner of the darkened pier, we found a fairly large, sealed garbage bag. It was too heavy to have floated in during flooding, and was clearly too big to have squeezed through the gate through which we had slipped. My friend kicked it, and it barely budged.

Ever the good Cub Scout, I whipped out my rusty old pocket knife and cut off the zip-tie, allowing the bag to fall open. We stood in stunned silence, staring back at the naked woman peering back from within the folds of the garbage bag. No, we hadn't found a dead body during a sweet coming-of-age journey -- we'd Found Porn.

I'm only coming up with one memory of Found Porn, a water-logged copy of "Letters Magazine" (URL, anyone? That's hard to google for) found at a bus stop, but I think my sister is actually the one who found that, and my memory isn't clear on how I either found out about it or ended up with the magazine (well, on the latter, I may have stolen it from her. Hi Amber!).

Add your own stories!

2003-06-17 14:00:00 | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | Smut

Movie Ticket Stubs In My Box Of Ticket Stubs

Mistakes on the stubs are marked like this; information not actually printed on the stubs is marked like this. Movie titles where I couldn't figure out what movie it was are marked with "(???)". Years which couldn't be extrapolated are marked as "0000".

datetimepricetheatretitle
0000000000000.50northpark(???)
0000000000000.50northpark(???)
0000000000000.50northpark(???)
0000000000001.00northpark(???)
0000000000001.00northpark(???)
0000000000001.00northpark(???)
0000000000003.75gcc brixton(???)
0000052913003.75litchfieldave114 (???)
0000062312153.50litchfieldHanger(???)
0000062416153.50ua(???)
0000073013003.50litchfield(???)
0000073013003.50litchfieldSun (???)
0000082712403.50litchfieldHead (???)
1991031020105.75amc northwFlight of the Intruder
1992011721206.00penn squareCape Fear
1992051516003.75quail springsThe Player
1992062714153.75penn squareBatman IIReturns
1992081521455.50amc memorialStay Tuned
1992112519505.00uaPassenger 57
1992121917202.50amc robinsToys
1993010314303.75amc northwThe Bodyguard
1993010822005.00uaChaplin
1993011416003.75penn squareSeccent of a Woman
1993011714503.50litchfieldBody of Evidence
1993012315403.50amc robinsHexed
1993013017103.50litchfieldMatinee
1993020517203.75gcc brixtonLoaded Weapon
1993021222005.00uaGroundhog Day
1993021322006.00penn squareThe Temp
1993021916503.50litchfieldThe Crying Game
1993021916503.50litchfieldThe Crying Game
1993022616302.75amc memorialHowards End
1993030616403.50litchfieldAmos and Andrew
1993040915303.75penn squareBorn Yesterday
1993042117252.75amc memorialPeter's Friends
1993042714003.75amc memorialThis Boy's Life
1993042914503.75gcc brixtonThe Judas Project
1993050119355.50amc memorialThree of Hearts
1993050120155.50amc memorialHowards End
1993051320355.00uaSplitting Heirs
1993052114003.75quail springsLike Water for Chocolate
1993052219555.00uaHot Shots! 2Part Deux
1993052917352.75amc memorialLost in Yonkers
1993060912303.75amc memorialLife with Mikey
1993061811153.75amc memorialLast Action Hero
1993062119256.00gcc brixtonEthan Frome
1993062512003.75amc northwSleepless in Seattle
1993081416403.75penn squareThe Fugitive
1993090112253.75gcc brixtonSon of the Pink Panther
1993090414503.00uaFortress
1993091115153.75penn squareUndercover Blues
1993091514253.75penn squareTrue Romance
1993091712303.75penn squareMuch Ado About Nothing
1993092319355.00uaSearching for Bobby Fischer
1993092511553.75gcc brixtonBoxing Helena
1993092519355.50amc memorialAge of Innocence
1993093013303.75penn squareThe Good Son
1993100821555.00uaMoney for Nothing
1993101113003.75penn squareGettysburge
1993101717252.75amc northwMr. Wonderful
1993102012403.75penn squareJudgement Night
1993110514553.00uaDazed and Confused
1993110514553.00uaDazed and Confused
1993112413004.00penn squareAddams Family Values
1994012114153.75litchfieldIntersection
1994012816452.75amc memorialShort Cuts
1994022714104.00gcc brixtonBody Snatchers
1994030415003.50amc memorialAngie
1994031017004.00quail springsWhat's Eating Gilbert Grape
1994031221406.25gcc brixtonRome is Bleeding
1994040113303.50amc memorialHouse of Spirits
1994040214004.00gcc brixtonSirens
1994040812454.00penn squareThreesome
1994040816004.00penn squareFour Weddings and a Funeral
1994040913303.50amc northwThe Paper
1994041615104.00penn squareCops and Robbersons
1994041622055.75amc northwThreesome
1994042213303.50amc memorialBad Girls
1994050913403.50amc memorialBelle Epoque
1994051314054.00gcc brixtonThe Crow
1994051513303.50amc northwChasers
1994051615103.50amc memorialClean Slate
1994052015004.00penn squareEven Cowgirls Get the Blues
1994060417152.75gcc brixtonLike Water For Chocolate
1994061214303.50amc memorialFour Weddings and a Funeral
1994061715452.75penn squareWolf
1994061819253.50amc memorialWolf
1994070813154.00gcc brixtonWidows Peak
1994071516302.50amc robinsTrue Lies
1994072021456.25penn squareForrest Gump
1994072121505.75litchfieldThe Client
1994073015204.00quail springsIt Could Happen to You
1994073015204.00quail springsIt Could Happen to You
1994082614303.75litchfieldNatural Born Killers
1994090112004.00penn squareMilk Money
1994090412004.00penn squareBarcelona
1994091614004.00penn squareTime Cop
1994100813154.00penn squareQuiz Show
1994101412003.50amc memorialExit to Eden
1994102214454.00gcc brixtonPriscilla Queen of the Desert
1994102714404.00gcc brixtonRadioland Murders
1994102915003.75windsor hillsPulp Fiction
1994110512103.75windsor hillsStargate
1994112312054.00gcc brixtonStar Trek: Generations
1994112512153.50amc memorialThe Professional
1994112519456.25gcc brixtonBullets over Broadway
1994120914454.00gcc brixtonClerks
1994121512454.00penn squareDiscluosure
1994122112303.50amc memorialMixed Nuts
1995010622253.50amc northwNell
1995011314004.00gcc brixtonHigher Learning
1995020417153.25penn squareDeath and the Maiden
1995021012503.50amc memorialBefore Sunrise
1995021015003.50amc memorialThe Quick and the Dead
1995021613404.00gcc brixtonRed
1995021713254.00penn squareJust Cause
1995021813304.00quail springsThe Brady Bunch Movie
1995022014004.00quail springsPulp Fiction
1995030313204.00penn squareMadness of King George
1995031117053.25penn squareThe Browning Version
1995031213404.00quail springsOutbreak
1995031713104.00penn squareLast Seduction
1995031814503.50amc memorialBye Bye Love
1995032412153.75windsor hillsDolores Clairborne
1995032510552.75amc memorialExotica
1995032613453.50amc memorialMuriel's Wedding
1995042212303.50amc memorialKiss of Death
1995042813503.50amc northwVillage of the Damned
1995042917003.00amc northwDestiny Turns On the Radio
1995042917003.00amc northwDestiny Turns On the Radio
1995051212355.75amc memorialCrimson Tide
1995052117003.00amc northwDie Hard: With a Vengeance
1995052620055.75amc memorialJohnny Mnemonic
1995052710303.00amc northwMad Love
1995052915153.50amc memorialWhile You Were Sleeping
1995061713304.00penn squareBatman Forever
1995070721455.00uaJudge Dredd
1995071417153.25quail springsSpecies
1995071515203.50amc robinsNine Months
1995071515203.50amc robinsNine Months
1995072917203.25quail springsClueless
1995073022155.75amc memorialThe Net
1995080400455.75amc memorialSomething to Talk About
1995082521156.25gcc brixtonIncredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love
1995090122104.75amc robinsThe Usual Suspects
1995090212454.00crossroadsProphecy
1995091521556.25quail springsClockers
1995091714104.00gcc brixtonLittle Odessa
1995092310553.00amc northwShowgirls
1995092021006.25gcc brixtonBelle Due Jour
1995092300355.75amc memorialSeven
1995092922255.75amc memorialThe Brothers McMullen
1995100717153.00amc memorialTo Die For
1995102019455.75amc northwMallrats
1995102419255.75amc memorialCrumb
1995111813454.00gcc brixtonGoldeneye
1995121520305.75amc memorialHeat
1996022422204.75amc robinsMary Reilly
1996051214453.50amc memorialThe Truth About Cats and Dogs
1996051214453.50amc memorialThe Truth About Cats and Dogs
1996051214453.50amc memorialThe Truth About Cats and Dogs
1996061512104.00penn squareMission Impossible
1996070320104.75amc robinsEraser
1996070320104.75amc robinsEraser
1996081020454.75amc robinsMultiplicity
1996081020454.75amc robinsMultiplicity
1999080321554.75evergreenAmerican Pie
1999122815254.00tinseltown usaThe Talented Mr. Ripley
2000042314454.75movies on tvGossip
2000042316304.75movies on tvRules of Engagement
2000072817454.50koin centerBlood Simple
2001050819407.00fox towerMemento
2001070319107.75evergreenShrek
2001070619107.75evergreenShrek
2001071420357.75movies on tvLegally Blonde
2001122614505.50amc quailNot another Teen Movie
2001122913305.50amc quailVanilla Sky
2001122913305.50amc quailVanilla Sky
2002062214155.50eastportMinority Report
2002062217154.75eastportSum of all Fears
2002062819308.00eastportSpider Man
2002070313155.50eastportMen in Black II
2003013019308.00lloyd centerDarkness Falls
2003051915105.75eastportMatrix Reloaded

Total ticket price: $760.50

Theatre notes:

  • amc memorial - AMC Memorial Square 8; this theatre is evidentally closed; it was in Oklahoma City on Memorial Avenue east of May Avenue. At the time it was one the two nicest theatres in the city.
  • amc northw - AMC Northwest; this the