All the Triplets For Kim

The government of the DPRK is worried about the parents of triplets, and is doing something about it...

In a statement to the UN Human Rights Commission in Geneva, North Korea said: "Triplets are supplied by the state free of charge with clothing, bedding, a one-year supply of dairy products and a pre-school subsidy, and special medical workers take charge of such mothers and children and care for their health."

...whether they want it or not. All triplets are raised in state-run orphanages whether their parents want to give them up or not, apparently because Kim Jong Il is afraid that one will grow up to take power from him.

Doesn't he know the story of oedipus? You can't get around a cosmic destiny just by having kids raised by outsiders. The only way to be sure is to nuke them from space.

2003-03-30 11:53:00 | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | Politics::PoliticsOfTheInsane::NorthKorea

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Todd Larason

This should have been titled “All your triplets are belong to Kim”, of course.

2003-05-06 15:46:00

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